With high winds... I'm reading 63º degrees..
also having a tornado watch....
I guess the Sun's shining, and the surf's up at Petewete's house...
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Got some "Jay's" for breakfast...
You get a flock of them and they will eat all the birdseed...
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The "Doves" only eat off the ground....
They gotta get fat so the hunters can shoot them in
the fall... Petewete 2 bites??
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Yep..that will do it everytime.....
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Hey....Dis my playhouse.....
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Dis my room.... an't it grand!
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Oh, No, not you again......
Your mean.....
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Want me to take care of your light work?? BOSS?
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Right place, at the right time, for a good photo!!
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I don't blame you "Eno" they's hard to keep....
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I think I'll leave on this question......
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♥♥♥
~~ A young boy went to the store with his grandmother.... On the way home, he looked at the items she had purchased.... He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "queen size."
Excited, the boy turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look, Grandma! You wear the same size as your bed." ☺
~~ what some old timers taught me.....
# Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the
rear, or a fool from any direction.
# Don't squat with your spurs on.
# Don't judge people by their relatives.
# Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in
town.
# When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
# Talk slowly, think quickly.
# Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
# Live a good, honorable life.
Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a
second time.
# Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin'
you none.
# Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
# It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
# The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
# If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is
stop diggin'.
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~~ I knew I had been in the military too long when my
five-year-old daughter sang her version of "Silent Night."
It went like this: "Silent night, holy night, all is calm,
all is bright, Round yon virgin mother and child,
Holy infantry, tender and mild ..."
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~~ One afternoon I was in our living room reading the sports
pages.
"This pitcher earns $3.2 million a year just for throwing a ball
straight," I ranted to my wife.
"Anyone can do that."
I picked up a rubber ball that was lying next to my chair and
threw it at a couch cushion.
"Look at that," I bragged.
"Bull's-eye!"
My wife tossed the ball back and I threw again,
hitting dead center.
"Two in a row," I cheered.
My third toss went wild and ricocheted into one of my wife's
favorite pictures, knocking it off the end table.
She didn't even look up.
"And that," she said, "is why you make $32,000 a year."
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~~ It's OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually
have their trunks on.
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~~ My doctor friend moved his family to a small town in
Montana.
An Italian American raised in Philadelphia, he wanted his kids
to enjoy clean the benefits of air and the outdoors.
The locals were thrilled to have a doctor of their own,
and were always inviting him and his family over for dinner.
During one visit, one of his daughters told a rancher's
daughter, "We're Italian."
Somewhat confused, the little girl replied, "We're Ranch."
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~~ CELL PHONE SAMBA: Erratic movements of a person
trying to get better cell phone service.
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~~ An American tourist asks an Irishman:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies:
"If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat."
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~~ Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece
of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor.
The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured
Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a
suit.
Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another
tailor.
This tailor measured Abraham, then measured the cloth,
and then smiled and said, "There is enough cloth to make a
pair of trousers, a coat and a vest, please come back in a
week to take your suit."
After a week Abraham came to take his new suit, and saw the
tailor's son wearing trousers made of the same cloth.
Perplexed, he asked, "Just how could you make a full suit
for me and trousers for your son, when the other tailor could
not make a suit only?"
"It's very simple," replied the tailor,
"The other tailor has two sons."
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~~ You know you are doing too much karate if....
You find yourself casually standing in a half cat stance.
You trip, go into a roll and come up in a fighting stance......
In church.
You answer Ussss...... To your boss.
You are introduced to someone and you bow to greet them.
You tie your bathrobe belt in a perfect knot;
then check to make sure the ends are exactly even.
You accept change from the cashier using a knife hand with
the thumb carefully tucked in.
When you're outside doing gardening you practice with all
the neat 'weapons'
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Todays Thought: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Rae's trivia..... Demand was great for I Love Lucy merchandise in the late 1950s.... A Little Ricky doll debuted in stores, and its manufacturercouldn’t keep up with the thousands of reorders....
Neither could an overworked furniture firm that sold an unprecedented 1 million I Love Lucy bedroom suites to the show’s fans in just 90 days.
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