Supposed to be a warm one for us....
Showers On Easter Sunday.....
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Hey! your not "Flipper"!
Just who are ya?
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I'm ready for inflation....
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This is true... but I like my cats, too......
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Ha-ha fooled ya, got a hair strainer.....
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What the....the chair swallowing you??
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Damn, she thought that was funny.....
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Oh,No... a Vampire Cat....
I got the garlic......
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We'er gonna scan ya alright...
Cats get a Dog scan....
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Made my girlfriend some ear rings....
An't they cool....
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You can be anyone you wanna be....
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Well, I'll leave you with this thought...
Be careful......
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~~ These days, it's quite incredible to think that the
United States was founded as a protest against taxation.
United States was founded as a protest against taxation.
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~~ My aunt and some of her friends, all housewives,
decided they'd form a softball team.
Everyone was told where the practice would be and to
bring her mitt....... And they did.
Several women arrived wearing their oven mitts.
decided they'd form a softball team.
Everyone was told where the practice would be and to
bring her mitt....... And they did.
Several women arrived wearing their oven mitts.
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~~ QUESTION: What do you call a arrogant fugitive
falling from a building?
ANSWER: Condescending.
falling from a building?
ANSWER: Condescending.
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~~ There are still a lot of wide-open spaces in this
country, but the trouble is they are mostly surrounded by
teeth.
country, but the trouble is they are mostly surrounded by
teeth.
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~~ An apology is the superglue of life.
It can repair almost anything.
It can repair almost anything.
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~~ One youngster knew the answer when our minister
asked the children what a miracle was.
"When my mom and dad let me have another cat,"
he replied.
asked the children what a miracle was.
"When my mom and dad let me have another cat,"
he replied.
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~~ I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
Now what?
Now what?
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~~ The amount of sleep required by the average person
is just five minutes more.
is just five minutes more.
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~~ Middle age is when you have learned to take care of
your health and you intend to start any day now.
your health and you intend to start any day now.
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~~ You know you are getting old when:
Your old hangouts used to be the sports bar and the coffee
shop ... Now it's the pharmacy and the bathroom.
Your old hangouts used to be the sports bar and the coffee
shop ... Now it's the pharmacy and the bathroom.
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~~ All the female cats were eagerly talking about the
good times to come when the big ginger tom moved into
district.
It wasn't long before the most flirtatious young tabby
came back to deliver her report.
"You can forget about him girls.
Last night I spent three hours with him and all he did was
talk about his operation."
good times to come when the big ginger tom moved into
district.
It wasn't long before the most flirtatious young tabby
came back to deliver her report.
"You can forget about him girls.
Last night I spent three hours with him and all he did was
talk about his operation."
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Todays thought: Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the
mortality rate is one hundred percent.
Rae's Trivia...Candy Corn has been made since the 1880s and is one
of the most popular holiday candies in history.
Over 20 million pounds of candy corn is sold at Halloween.
This is about 5 1/2 billion pieces - enough to circle the
moon twice with plenty left over.
And each piece only has 3.57 calories.
of the most popular holiday candies in history.
Over 20 million pounds of candy corn is sold at Halloween.
This is about 5 1/2 billion pieces - enough to circle the
moon twice with plenty left over.
And each piece only has 3.57 calories.
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I'm afraid I had to look 'Candy Corn' up as we don't have it over here. That is one popular candy it must taste great to have survived so long.
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