Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends and neighbors....
Well, we seem to be in a warmer week....
Snow next week?? Think the weather man knows?
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YesterdaysSunrise...

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Miss Oreo...one of my older cats

They follow me to the fence when I take sunrise pictures..

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WE know your guilty.......

you can't fool us.....

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Getting comfortble to watch TV...

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Oh,Oh...got cought...did ya....?

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Fight, Fight.....

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Drink your milk...

Baby, with a long neck....

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I don't know......

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Tool box cat....?

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OK....?

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Petewete....

I don't think it would make it over the mountain..

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~~ At a university job fair, I bumped into one of my school's guidance counsellors.

"I can't seem to find a career that intrigues me," I said.  "What are your interest? he asked.
"I like to take things apart," I said,..... "but I hate putting them back together..
"Son" replied the advisor.......
"you ought to consider politics."

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~~ signs you're broke.....
At communion you go back for seconds.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice.
McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath
outside a restaurant.
You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic
bond with Abe Lincoln.

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~~ A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the
Atlantic.
All of a sudden there's a loud bang.
The pilot announces over the intercom "I'm sorry, one of
our engines has just shut off.
We'll be delayed 45 minutes."
Suddenly there's another bang.
Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses
his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.
Shortly thereafter, there is third bang and the pilot
announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours.
The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says,
"Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day..

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~~ What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out
of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

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~ Finding one of her students making faces at others
on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove
the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said,
"Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly
faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Johnny looked up and replied,
"Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

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~~ Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

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~~ A woman came home to find her husband in the
kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current,
she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back
door, breaking his arm in two places.
...Until that moment, he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.

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~~ little girl found an old, abandoned family Bible in
the attic and opened it to find a large leaf pressed
between its heavy pages.
"Oh, look," she said. "Adam left his clothes here."

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~~ The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home
received a visit from one of her fellow church members.
"How are you feeling?" the visitor asked.
"Oh," said the lady, "I'm just worried sick!"
"What are you worried about, dear?" her friend asked.
"You look like you're in good health.
They are taking care of you, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are taking very good care of me."
"Are you in any pain?" she asked.
"No, I have never had a pain in my life."
"Well, what are you worried about?" her friend asked again.
The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly
explained her major worry.
"Every close friend I ever had has already died and gone
on to heaven.
I'm afraid they're all wondering where I went."

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~~ "What happened to you?"
asked the bystander to the man lying on the sidewalk
outside the beauty parlor.
The man shook his head groggily and rubbed his bruised
chin.
"Last thing I remember was my wife came out of the
beauty salon.
I took a look at her and said, 'Well, honey, at least you tried,'
and then it was lights out!"

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~~ A nursery school teacher was delivering a station
wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed
past.
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian
dog.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close.
"They use the dogs," she said firmly,....
"to find the fire hydrant."

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Todays Thought: "If you don’t have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"
 
 
Rae's Trivia....The hump of a starving camel may flop over and hang down the side of its body as the fat is used up.