then rain for a couple days....
then calling for a cool down....
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Breakfast time......
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He would rather have Bacon!.....
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Yeah. get back with the rest of the birds....
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Party time......
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I don't find that this is true...
mine like to hang out with me.....
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Nice pencil sharpener...
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I wouldn't play Fetch with this Kitty........
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You didn't have to bring this up.....
Damn, your not right.....
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Well, I guess all them birds got Mad!!
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I'll leave on this picture....
Something an't right......
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~~ A group of terrorists burst into the conference room at the Marriott Hotel where the American Bar Association was holding its Annual Convention.
More than 500 lawyers were taken as hostages.The terrorist leader announced that, unless their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour.
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~~ A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to
the side of the road.
She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped,
she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window.
After talking to her about speeding, the officer said,
"I see you are wearing your seat belt.
Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"
"Yes, I do, officer," she replied.
"Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it
looped through your steering wheel?"
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~~ Meeting with my new pastor, I asked if I could have a
church service when, eventually, I die.
"Of course," he said, grabbing his date book.
"What day do you want?"
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~~ During the holidays, my daughter-in-law Heather called
to ask me for a fruitcake recipe.
As I looked it up, she mentioned that she had told some
friends about the cakes she was making, and one of them
asked her how she learned to make them.
"Easy," Heather told her.
"I called my mother-in-law.
She's the queen of fruitcakes!"
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~~ Jill said; Traveling on a state highway, my husband and
I saw a toal-booth entrance being ripped up,
concrete roadway and all.
We asked an attendant if some new convenience was being
installed for the workers.
"No way, she replied...... "They lost a quarter."
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~~ Young boy to a friend: "When you hear what I just found
out, you'll never look the same way at a bird or bee again!"
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~~ Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new
dinosaur.
It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all
the others.
The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others
with a single roundhouse kick to the face.
The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the
Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous
because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.
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~~ Two families were waiting in line to see the Washington
Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting
acquainted.
“My name is Joshua. What’s yours?” asked the first boy.
“Adam,” replied the second.
“My daddy is a doctor.
What does your daddy do for a living?” asked Joshua.
Adam proudly replied, “My daddy is a lawyer.”
“Honest?” asked Joshua.
“No, just the regular kind,” replied Adam.
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~~ “What is your occupation?” asked the judge.
“I’m a locksmith, your honor.”
“And what were you doing in the jeweler’s shop at three
in the morning when the police officers entered?’
“ I was making a bolt for the door!”
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~~ A self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up.
He said, "I feel terrible.
Please examine me and tell me what is wrong."
"Let's begin with a few questions," said the doctor,
"Do you drink much?"
"Alcohol?" said the man. "I'm a teetotaler.
Never touch a drop."
"How about smoking?" asked the doctor.
"Never," replied the man.
"Tobacco is bad, and I have strong principles against it."
"Well, uh." asked the doctor, "do you have much sex life?"
"Oh, no," said the man.
"Sex is sin.
I'm in bed by 10:30 every night and I always have been."
The doctor paused, looked at the man hard, and asked,
"Well, do you have pains in your head?"
"Yes," said the man...... "I have terrible pains in my head."
"O.K.," said the doctor. "That's your trouble.
Your halo is on too tight!!
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~~ The new bride had spent two hours preparing her first
breakfast.
She sat down at the table, eagerly watching as her husband
slowly savored each forkful.
"How was it, honey?" she asked when he'd finished.
"Well," he began thoughtfully, wiping his lips,
"you probably could have beaten the eggshells a little longer...!"
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Todays Thought: "You are making progress if each mistake you make is a new one."
Rae's Trivia..... The first sharks lived more than 400 million years ago -200 million years before the first dinosaurs............ They have changed very little over the eons.
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