Good Morning....Friends and Neighbors....
Springtime rains are here...
This will bring out the blooms out on the trees..
Everything will green up...
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Ham and eggs, this morning, Pete??
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Cup cakes, Cup cakes?????
No thanks, I'm full.....
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Cats are mean.....
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No, the damn cat did.....Dummy!
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Yeah....you look cute......
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Yep, your in a heap of trouble....
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I just don't know...you better be fast....
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Pete, I fixed the mirror...
An't ths a good job??
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Sit, and stay a spell... we can have coffee....
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I don't know if you can do this....Pete??
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Get the clubs out.... time to go.....
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~~ My grandmother often borrowed bits and pieces of clothing from other household members' closets,
including my sister's. One morning my sister wore her new sweater to school and
was amazed later to see Mom walking towards her when
She had a break between classes.
With a grin she explained, "You've got granny's teeth in
your pocket."
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~~ what did the grape say when elephant sat on it?
nothing, just gave a little whine.
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~~ There are seven ways to be happy:
stay out of debt and you won't need the other six.
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~~ Cynthia was excited to see her grandmom was visiting
when she arrived home from school,
and immediately began to tell her about the toys in her
classroom and the games she liked to play there.
"But what did you learn?" her grandmom asked.
Cynthia thought for a moment and then replied,
"I learned to be quiet."..... Then added, "Five times!"
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~~ Although I had arrived 20 minutes early for my one
o'clock doctor's appointment, I was still sitting in the
waiting room 1 1/2 hours later.
I had watched patient after patient disappear into the
various rooms.
Finally I got up and went to the receptionist.
"Can you tell me, please," I asked,
"if my appointment was for 1 a.m. or 1 p.m.?"
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~~ "There has been an alarming increase in the number
of things you know nothing about."
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~~ Worship brings all kinds of responses, as I observed in
church recently.
An elderly woman was standing with eyes closed and hands
raised in prayer and praise.
The three-year-old standing in the pew in front of her turned
around and gave her a high-five!
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~~ Show me a king with a sore throat...
and I'll show you a royal pain in the neck!
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~~ American cartoonist and humorist James Thurber (1894-1961)
was once approached at a party by an inebriated female
admirer who declared that she would like to have his baby.
"Surely you don't mean," Thurber replied,
"by unartificial insemination."
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~~ A young lady applying for fall semester classes.
At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and
enters in a huff of anger.
"What's wrong, Shelly?" Asks her roommate.
"Well, all the acting classes are filled.
I couldn't even get into Mime class."
"Why not?"
"How should I know?
You can't get a word out of those people!"
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~~ The woman said, "When I came into the bedroom,
there was my son.
He was in high heels, putting on a bra, a dress, pearls, and earrings."
"That's not too good," the psychiatrist said.
"I know. I've told him a hundred times, stay away from your
father's things!"
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~~ In Virginia, a guy planned a heist down to the last detail.
The plan was to hold up an armored car as it made its pickup
at a bowling alley.
When the car arrived, he rushed up to the driver,
flashed a gun and screamed, "Give it up!"
The startled driver looked around inside the vehicle and finally
handed the stupid criminal a large sack.
Unfortunately, instead of holding up an armored car he had
robbed a laundry truck.
The sack contained a bunch of dirty mop heads.
Proof that criminals are not rocket scientists.
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Todays thought: "Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved!
That is the only reality in the world, all else is folly." - Leo Tolstoy
Rae's Trivia....Who was first to feather their cap? The term "feather in your cap" came from the American Indian tradition of obtaining feathers for headdresses. Birds were captured, some feathers plucked, and the birds were released. Each feather represented an act of bravery. The fashion of decorating hats with feathers declined in the twentieth century because too many birds were being
slaughtered for their feathers.
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