Good morning Friends...
Blogger went down.. So I'm trying again....
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Lots of plans, yesterday morning....
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So thats were my coffee went....
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Not much....if you messed my puter up...
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Gotta watch those 3 eyed cats....
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Been in the catnip again,..I see....
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Good luck getting past the TSA...
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Wow...your shocked??
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Static Cat??
Good costume
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Yes, they will Petewete....
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Poor Eno.....
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~~ MOTHER: What did you learn in school today, Clarence? CLARENCE: How to whisper without moving my lips.
☼~~ Warning on a package containing a rubber doorstop:
"Do not touch the wall with the tape uncovered until you
are ready to guide it onto your marks.
The tape is very aggressive and won't give you a second
chance."
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~~ The amount of sleep required by the average person
is about five minutes more.
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~~ There once was a king who lived in two-story grass hut.
Every holiday the king demanded to be given a new throne
as a gift.
As soon as a new throne arrived, he would store the old
throne on the second level of his hut and use the new one
instead.
But one day the hut collapsed from the weight of all the
thrones, and everyone was crushed and killed.
The moral of this story?
Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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~~ Edward Hale (1822-1909), while chaplain of the
U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"
He quickly replied, "No......
After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."
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~~ A wealthy woman is giving a garden party, and several
well-to-do guests attend.
While the party ensues, two gardeners are out on the back
lawn working.
One of the guests was watching the gardeners do their thing,
and while one gardener was busy weeding the other
jumped up and did graceful swirling dance movements.
Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host,
"That man is such a talented dancer,
that I'd pay him a hundred dollars to demonstrate his
dancing before my aerobics class!"
When the host asked the first gardener about such an
arrangement, he yelled, "Hey Fred! Do you think for
twenty bucks you could step on the short rake again?"
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~~ A beautiful set of paper birds my husband had given
me was now hanging above the patient's chair in the
dental office where I am a hygienist.
As I was working on one patient,
I suddenly felt something on my head.
Immediately my patient observed, "The eagle has landed!"
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~~ Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night
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~~ A fire chief came home early one day and finds his wife
relaxing in bed.
All looks well till he notices a cigar in the ash tray.
He becomes furious and yells, "Where did that cigar come from?"
A voice from under the bed says, "Havana!"
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~~ A man asked his father-in-law,
"Many people praised you for a successful marriage.
Could you please share with me your secret?"
The father-in-law answered in a smile,
"Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or
when she does something wrong.
Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings
and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you."
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~~ Charles, my brother-in-law, was desperately trying
to keep his four-year-old daughter awake while driving
home one night to save bedtime headaches.
He sang, talked and played Sesame Street tapes.
After a while, he realized things were too quiet in the backseat.
"George," he called, "you're not sleeping, are you?"
A muffled voice replied, "No, Daddy.
I'm just having a long blink."
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~~ The soldier was being interrogated by an officer,
who asked, "Did you hear the bullet whiz by you?"
The soldier said, "Twice."
"How could that be?"
"I heard it when it passed me, and I heard it again when
I passed it!"
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Todays Thought: Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.
Rae's Trivia..... Which jewel is considered most successful? The birthstone for May, the emerald,
is perceived as a symbol of success. Even more than the diamond, this jewel has been a favorite of emperors and kings.
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