Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....

I have 40º degrees showing.. and calling for rain....

We're under a flood watch, today....

Did get to 57-58º yesterday..

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Yesterdays Sunrise.....

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You ready for breakfast, yet Petewete??

You made all them biscuits yesterday...

How many did you eat??

You didn't save me any.........

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"Bobbies" baby Looks mean, but she's not,

just loves to play...

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This critter is Sleepy...

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I don't know about this guy....King Kong??

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Them Pigeons are rough....

They don't play fair!!

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Been out Partying all night again, I see!!

Need cold water to cool it down?

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This guy must have went home early......

He looks happy......

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How about this Chair??

I thought it was cool.....

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Being it's gonna rain today...

I thought you would like to know how the rain starts....

"Fact for today??"

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~~ The U.S. Army Ranger School was more arduous than my nephew had expected. He had to subsist on meager rations, hike for miles carrying heavy packs and equipment, and survive treacherous conditions in swamps, deserts, heat, and cold. I told an incredulous coworker all about it.

"Wow," she said, "I had no idea how tough it was to become a forest ranger."

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~~ A soldier in my National Guard platoon became
concerned when the Army insisted that he sign up for direct
deposit.
"It’s not going to work for me," he said, panicked.
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because I use my Guard pay for spending money."
"So?"
"For the past ten years, I’ve been telling my wife that I
serve for free!"

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~~ Our grandson’s scoutmaster must have fainted when
he saw what he’d texted to his troop’s parents:
"Scouts 7:00 Sharp at the Church.
We will finish up Aviation, Cycling, and Gynecology Merit
Badges."
That was followed by this message three minutes later:
"Change of Plans. We will not be finishing up the
Gynecology Merit Badge.
Instead, it will be the Genealogy Merit Badge."

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~~ Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.

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~~ George Bush... When you rearrange the letters:
He Bugs Gore
Dormitory... When you rearrange the letters:
Dirty Room
Evangelist... When you rearrange the letters:
Evil's Agent
Desperation... When you rearrange the letters:
A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code... When you rearrange the letters:
Here Come Dots
Slot Machines...When you rearrange the letters:
Cash Lost in Em
Animosity... When you rearrange the letters:
Is No Amity
Mother-in-law... When you rearrange the letters:
Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarm... When you rearrange the letters:
Alas No More Z's
A Decimal Point... When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes: When you rearrange the letters:
That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two... When you rearrange the letters:
Twelve plus one

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~~ what do you call 100 lawyers parachuteing?
skeet.

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~~ Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy

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~~ An unidentified man walked into a bank,
flashed a gun and demanded money.
As the teller was getting the cash for him, our hero took a
look at the loot and decided that it would be too heavy for
him to carry out.
So, he asked her if instead she could just transfer the funds
into his account.
He said about 100 million bucks would be fine and showed
her his bank ID card so she'd be sure and get the account
number right.
She did.....
And so did the cops who showed up at our hero's house
shortly after he returned home.

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~~ After the church service a little boy told the pastor,
"When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest
preachers we've ever had."

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~~ A woman met her husband at the train station after
work for the ride home.
He looked haggard, so she asked, "Rough day?"
"You bet it was," he groaned.
"Our computers were down, and we had to think all day long."

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Todays Thought;  "Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man's desire to understand."


Rae's Trivia....Phorusrhacids, commonly known as "terror birds" because of their role as apex predators, were large, carnivorous, flightless birds that roamed S America during the Cenozoic
era, from about 62 million to 2 million years ago.
They are believed to have migrated to N America when the Isthmus of Panama formed, bridging the formerly separated continents.
The birds ranged in height from about 3 to 10 ft (1 to 3 m) and were likely fast runners.

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