Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and neighbors....

Rain, Rain...and 49º degrees this morning...

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Ham and eggs this morning....Petewete??

I don't think I can eat it all...

So I'm willing to share......

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I was always told; "Don't play with the beer"..

Bubba's gonna drink them??

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Now we're seeing Unicorns??

We done had to much of that beer???

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How come you know so much??

You stayed at a Holiday inn last night??

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Froggy sitting on the post watching the pond,

in case it floods...

They getting lots of rain.....

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I'm gonna put her on the box so Petewete can listen to her.....

He like that screeching.....

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Your sure small....Sparky...

My cats would like to play with you....

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All I can say is, You the Man.....

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That "ENO's" the Man...

He always has a plan.....

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Now, here's a better man the most of us.....

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~~  There was a power outage at Newark Airport.... Who wants a TSA pat-down with the lights off?

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~~  Do U know where binLaden watched the Superbowl game from?.... His man cave.


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Best Reason to Strike....
Workers at the Carlsberg brewery in Denmark
walked off the job after losing
a prized perk: unlimited beer at work.
They now have to settle for three beers at lunch.
A worker told the Wall Street Journal that wasn’t enough:
"I need a beer when I take a cigarette break."

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~~ Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of Obama.

It will be named the “Union Worker”.
It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.

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~~ Top Features of ObamaCare....
* Mandatory organ donor cards.
* Lighters used to sterilize syringes.
*Stomach stapling done at Office Max.
*Coin operated morphine dispensers.
* Homeless people all have only one kidney.
* Free cremation with any major operation.
* Bunkbeds in the Intensive Care Unit.
* Special "showers" for the elderly.
* Tongue depressors taste like Popsicles.
* None of the nurses speak English.
* Ambulances have meters.
* Do-it-yourself heart bypass kits.
* Wind up pacemakers.
* You make up your own hospital bed.
* Anesthesia comes in a bong.
* Patients' meals are MREs.
* Hospital TVs are all turned to MSNBC.
* A visit to the hospital will automatically cancel your life
insurance policy.

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~~ A young woman was having a physical examination and
was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said,
"I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss.
You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and
said, "Of course.......
Now just open your mouth and say moo."

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~~ Q.: What is the ObamaCare plan to encourage physical fitness?
A: Higher gas taxes to encourage walking.

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~~ A mom was eating lunch with her 12 year old son and
asked, "What is tomorrow?"
"It's President's Day," he said.
She asked "What does that mean?"
He answered, "President's Day is when Obama steps out
of the White House and if he sees his shadow,
we have 2 more years of high unemployment."

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~~ Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap
yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a
person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job
without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people,
one person to write the instructions and one person to do
time studies.
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman
is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two
people, one to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get
paid?"
So they created two positions, a time keeper and a payroll
officer, then hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of
these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three
people, an Administrative Officer, an Assistant
Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in
operation for one year, and we are $918,000 over budget.
We must cut back."
So they laid off the night watchman.
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Todays Thought:  If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.


Rae's Trivia.... Fear of frogs is known as: Ranidaphobia.    If you have ever thought about arrows poisoned with frog
venom then it is understandable that you develop a mistrust of frogs.     While these frogs are deadly poisonous, scientists are investigating diluting their secretions and using them for medicinal purposes.
One problem facing the scientists is that the frogs loose their poisons in captivity.

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