Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning...Friends.

We never got any of the big storm that came through the US..

I hope our friends in Australia are Okay...

They got hit with a Cat. 5 Cyclone...

We haven't heard from them for a couple days...

Partly Sunny and 47º for us today..

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This was yesterday morning....

And got up to 60º

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I guess this is how you fry your lunch meat,

when you run out of gas ¿¿

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What kinda eggs are these?

Bad eggs I guess...

That third one from the left looks like Petewete....

Just saying.......

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If''n you wanna eat...you better get up....

I need the bowl.........

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Don't mess wif the Duck, or you will be sorry...

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Well, old "Phil" did not see his shadow yesterday..

So we're supposed to have a early spring.....

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Damn, you look cold...Bubba!!

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These guy's would feel right at home in the mid west.

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Got to be more careful, Skippy!

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I bet that would give someone a heart attack....

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Now if I can pick out my ride, I'll leave now....

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~~ Whats the difference between a US mile and a British mile?

A strip mall, a Walmart and about six drive-thru McDonalds .

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~~ Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake,
sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one.
On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and
ordered four catfish.
He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and
throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
"But why?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if
you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy.
She prefers that for supper tonight."

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~~ Two detectives were investigating the murder of
Juan Gonzalez.
"It's clear," said one detective.
"The murderer used a golf gun."
The other detective looked puzzled.
"A golf gun?! What's a golf gun?"
"I'm not sure, but he made a hole in Juan!"

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~~ "It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have
the time.
" (Tallulah Bankhead)

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~~ "Chow looks wonderful," I told the mess sergeant,
a large, intimidating man.
"I'd love seconds."
"You'll get the same as everyone else," he growled as he chucked
food on my tray.
"Now move it!"
After finishing the edible portion of my meal, I dumped the rest in
the garbage, accidentally tossing out my silverware.
While leaning into the trash can to look for my knife and fork,
I felt a tap on my shoulder.
It was the mess sergeant.
"It's all right, son," he said.
"You can grab seconds."

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~~ A wife and husband both talked in their sleep.
She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.
The other night, during a deep sleep, the man yelled,
"Fore!"
His wife, also in a deep sleep and not missing a beat,
yelled back, "Four fifty!"

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~~ It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just
locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
"Please let me in," says the man desperately.
"I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't
come home with one."
"Okay," says the butcher.
"Let me see what I have left."
He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one
scrawny turkey left.
He brings it out to show the man.
"That's one is too skinny.
What else you got?" says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a
few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better.
You better give me both of them!"

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~~ Two kids are on their way to Sunday school when one
says to the other, "What do you think about this Satan stuff?"
"Well, you remember Santa?
This could turn out to be your dad too."


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~~ Piano lessons were beginning again after the holiday break.
The youngest of my students, about six years old, came into the
music room.
"I didn't practise that much," she announced matter-of- factly.
"My mom forgot all about it."

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~~ A real-estate agent was driving around with a new
trainee when she spotted a charming little farmhouse
with a hand-lettered "For Sale" sign out front.
After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the
startled occupant, the agent cruised from room to room,
opening closets and cupboards, testing faucets, and
pointing out where a "new light fixture here and a little
paint there" would help.
Pleased with her assertiveness, the woman was hopeful
that the owner would offer her the listing.
"Ma'am," the man said, "I appreciate the
home-improvement tips and all, but I think you read my
sign wrong. It says, 'HORSE for sale.'"

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~~ Woman complaining about her husband to a friend...
"He'll never go where he's told until he dies."

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Todays Thought:  "Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, get better answers." - Anthony Robbins

Rae's Trivia...  How did ancient Incans get married?

In the marriage ceremony of the ancient Incas,
the couple was considered officially wed when they took off their sandals and handed them to each other.

 
 

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