Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning, friends and readers....

Kinda chilly this morning.....

I'm reading 30º

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Looking out the window, I see we got a dusting of snow..

I see where N.C. got a few inches more...

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A burger for breakfast ¿

This time of day, I'd rather have Eggs & Bacon...

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I see he's got his Teddy.....

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I wondered were my Tuna fish went!

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Like I always said: Cats can sleep any where!!

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Yeah, a nightmare, their stuffed.....

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Oh, you must have went to McCats....

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Yep, haul his butt to jail.....

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No spare??

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Okay, Okay I won't........

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The Studabaker car, was way ahead of it's time..

I'll leave you now......

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~~ I lied to my friends and told them I'd created a life-size replica of Jackie Chan entirely out of old silk ties.

It's a complete fabric Asian.

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~~ The ER had been pretty hectic all day and the head
doctor had been shouting orders to all of the nurses and
interns.
Suddenly he screamed at a nurse that had just picked up
a scalpel "NOOOOOO!........
I SAID REMOVE HIS SPECTACLES!"

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~~ Concerning the Superbowl Janet Napolitano said if you
see something not right, report it.
She got 50,000 calls about Christina Aguilera..........

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~~ A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks
him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but
notice your eyes are bloodshot.
Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says,
"Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed.
Have you been eating doughnuts?"

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~~ Terrorist....When you are in a terrorist family,
it has a whole new meaning when grandpa says pull my
finger.

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~~ An old Jewish man is walking on the beach with his only
grandson, when a giant wave crashes onshore,
sweeping the boy out to sea.
The man looks up to the heavens and says,
"Oh Lord, this is my only grandson, how can you take him
away from me like this?
My son will not understand.
My daughter-in-law will die from grief."
Another wave comes by, and deposits the boy at the old
man's feet.
The grandfather looks to the heavens again and says,.....
"He had a hat!"

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~~ Only adults were allowed in the electricians' nightclub
Party because of all the wire strippers.

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~~ It’s tough enough selling a home nowadays.
Don’t make the mistakes that turned off these readers on
the City Room blog of The New York Times:
• "It was a good house, well-maintained.
But the bed with the person in it was off-putting."
• "The family dog, long departed, was stuffed and
standing next to the fireplace..... RIP Sparky."
• "The main distraction was dirt.
Although there was the tiny child who proudly showed us
the refrigerator full of ‘Daddy’s beer’ just outside an
upstairs bedroom."

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~~ Son: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find
them

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~~ Being a husband is like any other job...
It helps a lot if you like the boss.

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~~ I’d noticed that my 60-year-old father seemed to be
losing his hearing, so I mentioned it to my mother.
"Things haven’t changed that much," she said.
"Only difference is, before, he didn’t listen......
Now, he can’t."

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Todays Thought:  "Do not worry about old age; it does not last...


Rae's Trivia....Cincinnati, Ohio, is named after a great figure of Rome, Cincinnatus (519-438 B.C.).
While plowing his fields, he was made dictator and placed in charge of the war against the Vosci and Aequi.   He did the job in 16 days, left his powerful position, and went back to the plow.

 

 
 
 
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