Good Morning, Friends and neighbors...
Gonna be a nice sunny day.... 48º
Looks like a warming spell coming on..
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Pancakes for breakfast..??
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With juice??
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And then Chocolate & rasin pie ??
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Keep working...pumpkin pie is next...
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What...?
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Cat, lookin for some roasted bird.....
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That was a big mouse......
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Gotta watch them mail boxex...
they eat your mail...
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Is that how it was ??
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So that's were it went.....
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Well...I gotta go....you be careful....
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~~ Attorney asks "when was the last time you saw the deceased? Witness answers,"at his funeral".
Attorney replys ,"did he comment to you at that time" ☺
~~ Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on the day before
Valentines day.
When she woke up she went to her boyfriend Max and said,
I dreamed I was getting a huge Diamond ring on Valentines
day, What do you think it all means?"
"Aha, you'll know tomorrow," answered Max smiling
broadly.
The next day, Max met Jemima at her door with a big smile,
kissed her and handed her a small package.
Delighted and excited, she opened it quickly.
There in her hand rested a book titled: "The Meaning of
Dreams.
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~~ Some Quotes:
"I'm so bad, I make medicine sick."
- Muhammad Ali...
"I got more moves than Ex-lax".
- Same...
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~~ Two Greene rednecks and a city boy, Petewete, were out
fishing and ran out of beer.
The first redneck said, "I'll go get us another six pack"
and he stepped out of the boat, walked to shore and back
with the six pack.
The fish wern't bitin' and soon they ran out of beer again
and the second redneck said "I guess it's my turn and he
walked to the bait shop and brought back another six pack.
When it was the Petewete's turn, he stepped out of the boat
and went under.
One redneck turned to the other and said,
"I guess we shoulda told him were the stumps are".
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~~ "The American Association of Nude Recreation tried to
break the record for the most people skinny dipping at once.
In other news, the oil spill is now the second-most
disgusting ocean disaster of all time."
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~~ There was a Japanese man who went to America for
a sightseeing trip...
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive
to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly
and yelled, "Honda, very fast!...... Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and
yelled, "Toyota, very fast!..... Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi.
For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window
and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast!..... Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet.
And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport..... The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast!....
Made in Japan!"
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~~ in court today....
ATTORNEY; what do you do for a living?
WITNESS; I help my brother.
ATT; and what does your brother do?
WIT; nothing
ATT; then how do you know when your done?
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~~ I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate
some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the
world.
I told them NO!
Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving.
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~~ I was reading the book 50 things to do before you die........
I'm amazed shouting for help wasn't one of them.
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~~ Letter Received by an Elementary School Teacher in
R-ville.
"Please never hit our Sylvester again.
He's a delicate, sensitive boy and is not used to corporal
punishment.
We never hit him at home except in self-defense."
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Todays Thought: "Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
~~ Charlton Heston
Rae's Trivia: While waiting outside a courtroom one day, Abraham Lincoln's friend and fellow-lawyer Ward Lamon was challenged to a wrestling match.
During the scuffle, the seat of his trousers was accidentally torn.
Shortly thereafter, he was summoned into court.
As his short coat did not conceal the damage to his trousers, another lawyer facetiously began a subscription to pay for a new pair.
The document was passed around and soon reached Lincoln, who scribbled his name and the following 'amount': "I can contribute nothing to the end in view."
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