Morning.....Friends...
Gonna be a great weekend...sunny and 58º
A heat wave??
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A chicken basket??.. I wanted Eggs and bacon....
Breakfast...Man...
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Now, you eat every bit of that.... it's good for you.
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Yeah, check out this one....
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I wish I had spare change so I could do this...
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Bored? are you...
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Now, that's just what I need.....
Fingers just keep hitting wrong buttons....
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Yep...Bath time....
Cats look funny wet!!
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why, thank you.....
he doesn't want to get his feet wet....
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Boy....I think we could use a lot of this....
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I guess he wants to be alone....
Don't worry! I won't bother him....
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Well, packed up and ready for my trip....
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~~ President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter.
Not for dietary reasons...... The Republicans refused to pass anything.
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~~ Obama didn't have lunch with any.....Republicans,
he was the entertainment.
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~~ The problem in Egypt is that so many government
officials are rich and the people are poor.
I think it’s a pyramid scheme.
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~~ In the men's room at work,the boss placed a sign
directly above the sink.
It had a single word on it: "Think!"
The next day, when he went to the men's room,
he looked at the sign, and right below it, immediately
above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered
another sign which read, "Thoap!"
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~~ The slave driver of the Roman ship stared down at his
slaves and yelled.
"I've got good news and bad news.
The good news is that you'll be getting double rations tonight."
The mumbling of the happy slaves was interrupted by the
bellowing of the slave driver.
"The bad news is that the commander's son wants to water
ski."
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~~ An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and
told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Why Wal-Mart?'
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'
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~~ My wife came up & asked me as she rubbed against
me what I was getting her for valentines day?
I reached in to my coat pocket & retrieved an envelope &
gave it to her.
You should have seen her face when she opened it up to
find ten brand new change of address cards!
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~~ This letter was in the Cairo Tribune....
Letters to the Editor” section today:
Dear Egyptian Protesters,
Please don't destroy the pyramids during your protests.
We're not re-building them.
Sincerely,
The Jews
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~~ Hello? Is this the State Mental Hospital?"
"Yes, it is."
"Can I Speak to Mr. Hey in room twenty-seven?"
"One moment and I'll connect you...
(pause) I'm sorry,
Mr. Hey is not answering."
"Good. That means I must have really escaped."
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~~ Over beers, two mates were having a discussion
about the charms of a certain actress.
"I say she's overrated," said one.
"Take away herhair, her lips, and her figure, and what have
you got?"
"My ol' lady," said the other.
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Todays Thought: A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice...
Rae's Trivia....Noted sumo wrestler Asanokiri once lost a disappointing match with Chiyohakuho which he might easily have won. The cause of his defeat? He was disqualified under an obscure rule -
invoked after his loincloth fell off on Japanese national television!
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