38º this morning, light rain this morning, clearing later.
We have rain to the East and snow to the west....
We're in the middle of it all... in the 50's next
couple days....
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Quit playing with your food!.. and eat..
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More, eggs tat on the head??
Whats going on??
Looks kinda dumb.....
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I wouldn't talk about it either....
Plead the 5th.....
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I've heard of virus's but not cats...!!
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Any one lose a cat??
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I got the broke windows 7
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Heck, with it ...
I'm going to sun myself between the rain spells...
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Ride while you can....check point coming up....
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Get you paper work out....
road block ahead....
they been waiting on you...
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"Skippy" is ready for cold weather...
He's cool....
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I don't like driving like this....
I feel hemmed in...
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You all, take care....
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~~ Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly!
Lay on the couch, face down.
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~~ My wife woke me up in the middle of the night.
"There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made
this morning."
I answered; "Who shall I call, police or ambulance?"
Thats when the fight started....
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~~ Bar tender : Hello?
Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot.
Her first name is Ima.
Could you please ask if anybody at your bar knows her?
Bartender: I'd be glad to.
Please hold on.
(shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
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~~ A TEENAGER who had just received her learner's permit
offered to drive her parents to church.
After a wild ride, they finally reached their destination.
The driver's mother got out of the car and said, "Thank you."
"Anytime," her daughter replied.
As the woman slammed the door, she said,
"I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking to God."
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~~ My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never
ate unless someone prepared a meal for him.
When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the
supermarket for her if she'd make a list.
She sent him off with a carefully-numbered list of seven
items.
Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and
proceeded to unpack the grocery bags.
He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams,
four boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers,
six eggplant, and seven green peppers!
On return he said, "Why was it so more expensive for me
than when you do the grocery shopping?"
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~~ I've lost a lot of sleep over the past few nights as my
neighbor's dog has been barking,
howling and whining way into the late hours.
I finally confronted him about his mutt's unusual behavior
and he said the dog has developed a medical condition
and there isn't much that can be done about it.
Seems he's become quite edgy and easily agitated.
I think they call it "Irritable Bow-Wow Syndrome."
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~~ I dropped my mobile phone in the bath yesterday.
I said to my wife, "My phone is screwed".
She said, "It might still work, have you tried ringing it?"
I said, "Yes, but not much water is coming out".
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~~ Did you know: in Iran, at the bars downtown on Saturday
night they have a wet burka contest.
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~~ PUBLIC SCHOOLS: A place of detention for children placed
in the care of teachers who are afraid of the principal,
principals who are afraid of the school board,
school boards who are afraid of the parents,
parents who are afraid of the children,
and children who are afraid of nobody.
EDUCATION: What a father gets when he sits in on a
conversation with a group of teenagers.
COLLEGE PROFESSOR - a man who gets what's left over
after the football coach is paid off.
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~~ Petewete follows a woman out of a movie theater.
She has a dog on a leash.
He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help
noticing that your dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie.
He cried at the right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at
the boring parts,
but most of all he laughed like crazy at the funny parts.
Don't you find it strange?"
"Yes," she replied, "I found it very strange.....
He hated the book!"
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Todays Thought: "How far that little candle throws its beams!
So shines a good deed in a naughty world."
Rae's Trivia.. Who was the first American saint?
Elizabeth Ann Seton was the first native-born American to be
sainted.
She was born on August 28, 1774 in New York.
She was sainted in the Holy Year of 1975.
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1 comment:
I like that chair!
Elizabeth Ann Seton patron saint of children near death and persons rejected for their Catholic faith. Her 'Sisters of Charity' closely followed the rule of St Vincent de Paul. Over here many of our parishes have St Vincent de Paul groups and they do sterling work.
Rae x
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