Cold morning this morning, Friends and neighbors...
Sleet and snow tonight, but we won't get much......
Seems like we get warm, then cold and wet....
Our weather has been like a yo-yo.....
Changes every couple days.....
Florida's looking better every day.......
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Eggs and bacon tattooed on you head ¿
are you Okay ¿
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Breakfast down under, with all that flooding...
I can't believe the size of the flooded area...
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Pay back is bad....ha-ha
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I'll never tell.......
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You can't believe the cat!!
She just wants your great bed.....
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Said she counted 3 times and there is one too many..
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Any where you can,any where, Bubba...
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You think they will wake up¿
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I think the lock... would be better.
What do you think......
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Mine went off yesterday....
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Redneck's chrome job...
Them Sheik's got nothing on me.....
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~~ Petewete said: I was thrilled about a tremendous weight loss but only for a short time.
Apparently you have to get on the scale with both feet. ☼
~~ I was with a friend in a cafe when a noisy car alarm
interrupted our conversation.
"What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention
to them?" I wondered aloud.
"Some are quite effective," my friend corrected me."Last
summer, my teenager spent a lot of time over at the
neighbor's house.
Whenever I wanted him home, I'd go out to the driveway
and jostle his car!
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~~ The junior high school teacher was giving her students
a test on American history.
One question was, "Who said, 'I regret that I have but on
life to give to my country'?"
A youngster answered, "Nathan Haley said it.
The saying is now known as Haley's Comment."
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~~ Only In Hollywood..........
A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house.
His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside.
"What happened, honey?" the man asks.
"Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps.
"I was cooking, the phone rang.
It was your agent.
Because I was on the phone, I didn't notice the stove had
caught on fire.
It went up in seconds.
Everything is gone.
I nearly didn't make it out of the house.
Poor Fluffy is gone........"
"Wait!..... Back up a minute," the man says.
"My agent called?"
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~~ An Irishman's wife calls the doctor, stating that her
husband has taken ill.
The doctor asks if she had taken his temperature;
she replied that she hadn't but would and then call back.
When she hadn't called within a half hour, the doctor called
and asked her what had happened.
She said, "Well, I didn't have a thermometer,
so I put a barometer on his chest and it said dry,
so I gave him a pint and he went off to work!"
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~~ When my kid sister and my mother bought three exotic
birds, they named them This, That and The Other.
After a few months, This died, and they buried the bird in the
backyard.
A few more months later, The Other passed away and they
buried it next to This.
Then the last bird died.
Mom called my sister and tearfully announced, "Well, I guess
that's That."
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~~ Our friend tells everyone that he began losing his hair while
serving in Vietnam.
His granddaughter incorporated that information into her grade
school history report on the war.
She wrote, "My grandpa went to Vietnam and got his hair shot off.
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~~ Q: What did the cavewoman say when a lemon tree fell
on her pet saber-toothed tiger?
A: Nothing. She just stood there with a sour puss
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~~ Because I had forgotten the dates for the birthdays and
anniversaries of a number of my friends and relatives,
I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates
highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on.
I went to a number of computer stores to find a software program
that would do the job but had no luck at the first few.
I finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced.
"Can you recommend something that will remind me of
birthdays and anniversaries?" I asked.
"Have you tried a wife?" he replied.
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Todays Thought: "If there is such a thing as good leadership, it is to give a good example."
Rae's trivia: The Day the Music Died (1959).....
During an extensive tour of the midwestern US, American rock-and-roll musician Buddy Holly chartered a small plane to transport him to his next gig.
Fellow performers Richie Valens and J.P. Richardson, who was known as "The Big Bopper," filled the remaining seats.
Tragically, the plane crashed, killing everyone on board.
The event was later called "the day the music died" by Don McLean in his song "American Pie."
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