I'm reading 19º this morning..... partly Sunny...and 33º today....
We're praying for "Pat" to get healed.....
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Turned around yesterday, and there was a
cat bird watching me....
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Sundown....over the mountain....
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I don't like breakfast looking back at me....
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I don't think so......
now get out my bowl......
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She wants to know were is her coffee...
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Their going to "Mickey-D's for breakfast...
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I wanted to go with the dogs for breakfast,
But they throwed me out in the snow......
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What's this?? and Ad on the Blog....
Somebody's not right......
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They always do that.....
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I'll leave you with this picture....
Doesn't it leave you with a warm and fuzzy feeling?
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~~ The lunch special....at the New place up the street.
Mao mao chow $4.99 with an extra scoop of mice...
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~~ How do you know that you are way too fat
When the barber charges you by each hotdog roll on the
back of your neck...
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~~ A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the
aviation frequencies.
This was his first time approaching a field during the
nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the
tower, he said, “Guess who?”
The controller switched the field lights off and replied,
“Guess where!”
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~~ My father said there are two kinds of people in the world:
givers and takers.
The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
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~~ A dumb blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the
repair shop.
The repairman, noticing that the woman was a dumb blonde,
decided to have a wee bit of fun.
So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow
in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
After 15 minutes of this, the dumb blonde's blonde friend
came over and asked what she was doing.
“I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working.”
The friend said, “Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!”
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~~ While traveling through a small Swiss town,
the Swiss physicist Auguste Piccard (1884-1962),
in need of a shave, visited a local barber.
"Make sure you give me a close shave," he said,
settling into a chair.
"My beard grows so quickly that two hours after I've
had a shave, I need another."
The barber examined him with understandable skepticism.
"If your beard grows in two hours," he declared,
"I'll give you a second shave for free."
Some time later, Auguste left the shop, clean-shaven and
satisfied.
Two hours later, however, the barber was astounded to
see his customer return with a thick growth of stubble.
"So," the man (actually Auguste's identical twin brother,
Jean Felix) asked sitting down for a free shave.
"Do you believe me now?"
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~~ They say that pessimists see the cup as half empty, and
optimists as half full...
My team haven't even seen the cup!
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~~I overheard my father telling a family friend about my
newly- assigned mission in the U.S. Coast Guard.
I work on a cutter that escorts cruise ships and international
vessels under the bridges in California's Bay Area.
But what my father told his friend was,
"She's involved in some sort of escort service."
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~~ Two male flies are buzzing around,
cruising for good looking females.
One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow poo and
dives down toward her.
"Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm, "
...but is this stool taken?
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~~ What do you call a turtle driving a Harley???
strange very very strange.
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Todays Thought: Truly listening to someone is the best gift you can give them.
Rae's Trivia:
In the marriage ceremony of the ancient Incas,
the couple was considered officially wed when they took off
their sandals and handed them to each other.
1 comment:
I thought the marriage was symbolised by the brides father placing a sandal on her right foot?
Aren't customs fascinating?
Rae x
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