Gonna be partly Sunny and in the 30's....
Good time to get things done around the house.....
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I don't know ? doesn't look very good....
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Petewete...Want some rock hard abs.?? I guess this would do that.....
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Cool bowl of Honey bunch........
Good breakfast... that's for me...
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Some one tell him that's not an egg...
before he thinks it came from a big bird....
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Oh,Oh, you found Petewete's stash!
Now you in a heap of trouble.....
I hear the black Helios's coming...
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Sorry, them days are over....
Send them up to "Carol"....
Don't look... not good for you.....
I'z lookin out for ya.....
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What can I say??
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Yea....I like "Hardee's" burgers too....
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I'm not going to say any thing....
Got my mouth zipped up....
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I'll leave on this one...
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~~ When a dog looks at you, he thinks, You feed me, you love me,
you give me a warm place to sleep. You look after all my needs,
You must be God !
When a cat looks at you, he thinks,
You feed me,
you love me,
you give me a warm place to sleep.
You look after all my needs,
I must be God !
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~~ What, apart from the bizarre similarity in names,
do Obamah and Osama have in common?
Obama now has his finger on the button of destruction and
Osama has already pressed it several times!
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~~ A sailor walks into a hairdressers and says how much
for a crew cut.
The woman says $6.50.
The sailor says 'come in lads'.
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~~ Cavewoman Gletzl asked caveman Uth,
"Have you ever hunted bear?"
"No," Uth replied. "I usualy wear a loincloth."
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~~ John and Matt were out fishing and Matt asks John:
"What do you think our wives do when we're not home?"
John answers: "They either knit or cheat on us."
Matt starts to pack, and John asks: "Why are you packing?"
Matt responds: "My wife doesn't know how two knit."
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~~ When you catch a fish and put it back do you reckon
it goes back to its friends and says it was abducted by aliens ?
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~~ I was reading this article the other day, and it said,
'The perfect way to spice up your love life is to make love in
a car wash.'
Let me tell you guys from experience -- no, it is not.
It's also the perfect way to ruin a church fundraiser.
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~~ I love my cat! It does these fantatic somersaults and
spins every time it sees me!
Once, it did 6!
Most of the time, it only does 2 or 3......
It all depends on how hard I kick it.
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~~ Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur.
It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all
the others.
The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others
with a single roundhouse kick to the face.
The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the
Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous
because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.
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~~ Q: Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple?
A: Because everyone had to go in pairs.
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Todays Thought: There are three kinds of men.
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for
themselves.- Will Rogers
Rae's Trivia: Karate was not systematized and spread until the 17th
century and was imported to Japan in the 1920s.
A karate match lasts about three minutes.
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