Partly cloudy and in the 30's today.....
Gonna be a cold weekend... Snow coming next week...
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Petewete, I had breakfast with a stranger, but I'd rather have
Bacon and eggs.... he does't like Bacon??
What kind of breakfast is that??
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He even brought his own Teapot....
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Of course Frogy showed up.....
With his "French Duck" wine....
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Damn, Spot you are hungry......
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He wanted his Belly Rub......
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I would say so!!
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Yep, Thumbs do come in handy for picking things up....
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Not the same movie I saw.....
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You'll drive the Doc, nuts......
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My...You sure look cute...
Look, Bubba's got all his teeth....
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I bet it gets good mileage, but what happens when
it rains?
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~~ The doctor asks a blonde woman if she had ever had chloroform used on her before?
She replies to the doctor just bring it in & I'll sign it....☼
~~ At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range
had been canceled for the second year in a row,
but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as
planned.
One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the
Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot,
but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"
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~~ my new favorite pick-up line
does this smell like chloroform to you?
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~~ Two guys start a business.
They invested all their money into it..
Something goes wrong and they lose all their money.
The one guy is going crazy and pulling his hair out.
The other guy is perfectly calm just standing there with his
hand in his pocket.
The first guy says to him,” How can you just sit there,
I'm over here pulling my hair out!"
The calm guy, just standing there with his hand still in his
pocket, responds, "Oh, I’m pulling my hair out too."
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~~ "My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place
where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded
from the car." (Erma Bombeck)
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~~ After being retired for a couple of years and completing
all the jobs my wife had lined up for me,
I began to feel somewhat useless and decided to enroll in a
couple of courses at the local adult-education school.
I noted, upon registration, that there was no tuition fee for a
person over 60.
As I handed my tediously-filled-out papers to the clerk,
I announced, "I'm 63." Then, pulling out my wallet,
I asked if she wanted to see my driver's license.
She replied, "No, that's okay."
A little surprised, I asked, "Oh, do I look honest?"
"No," she answered. "You look 63."
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~~ A Question....
If a snail has no shell is it homeless or naked???
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~~ My co-worker was being let go due to a nasty habit she
had of not always showing up for work.
As an officer in our union, I was preparing to argue on her
behalf when she took matters into her own hands and
insisted,
"But I was really sick this time."
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~~ In 1841, Samuel Colt...the inventor of the six-shooter
and founder of the firearms company which bears his name...
was dismayed to discover that his brother, John, had
committed a murder...with an ax.
Indeed, Colt was so perturbed that he persuaded the
court to allow him to stage a shooting display
(inside the courtroom) to demonstrate the superiority of
the new revolver over the ax as a murder weapon.
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~~ There was a typo on a test I was taking.
Instead of "(D) none of the above," it said "(D) one of the above."
So I circled it.
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~~ In a greasy spoon, a downhearted diner asked the waitress
for meatloaf and some kind words.
She brought the meatloaf but didn’t say a thing.
“Hey,” he said, “what about my kind word?”
She replied, “Don’t eat the meatloaf.”
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Todays Thought: "Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand." --Mother Teresa.
Rae's Trivia: Newton estimated correctly that the Earth had a mass of
6,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons and a density of
about five-and-a-half times that of water.
The fact wasn't demonstrated until one century after his
estimate.
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