We're going to have a heat wave today....
In the 50's... Get the shorts out....
I have 20º now...
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That's a Balanced breakfast??
Petewete's maybe, but not mine.....
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I wanted an egg for breakfast....
but not on my face....
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Don't worry, Honey.....
Their stuck in the snow....
And your stuck on yourself.....
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Their not used to seeing Snow....
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Chicken soccer ??
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Mr. Fox getting breakfast....
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Mess wif the duck, and I call Mr. Fox....
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Yeah, we got change alright...
They all don't keep promises...
That's what they do..
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Poor ENO, can't keep a job....
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Well, gotta go in my hot rod....
I mean don't it look mean??
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~~ Petewete, did I tell you..
We have a festival here called Mule Day.
This past mule day some mean kids got to throwing stones at the parade.
They hit the Mayor of R-ville with a stone, and he fell off his
mule.
The headlines the next day read; "During the 2010 Mule Day
Parade the Mayor of R-ville was stoned off his ass".
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~~ A man was walking in a park and saw a woman
sitting at a park bench with a dog laying next to her.
He approached the woman and asked "does your dog bite?"
The lady replied "no, sir.
My dog doesn't bite, it is very friendly".
So the man reached over to pet the dog and the dog quickly
jumped up, bit the man so severely on his arm that he started
bleeding and called 911 on his cell phone.
When the paramedics arrived, the man looked at the woman
as he was being placed on the stretcher and said
"I thought you said your dog was friendly and doesn't bite"
The woman quickly replied "yes, but that isn't my dog.
My dog is in my backyard at home."
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~~ If people from Poland are called "Poles,"
why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
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~~ Yup... A young Arab asks his father, What's that weird
hat you are wearing?"
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert
it protects our heads from the sun."
"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?"
asked the young man.
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it
protects your body." said the father.
The son asked, "And what about these ugly shoes on your
feet?
His father replied, "These are 'babouches',
which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert."
"Tell me, Abba?" added the boy.
"Yes, my son?"
"Why are we living in Detroit , Michigan and you're still
wearing all this Chit?"
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~~ Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.
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~~ A man goes to a shrink and says,
"Doctor, you've got to help me.
My beautiful wife is unfaithful to me."
"Every Friday night, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men.
In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her!"
"I'm going crazy..... What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the doctor, "Take a deep breath and calm
down."
"Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry's Bar?"
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~~ I was attacked by a group of clowns today.....
I went for the Juggler.
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~~ After his wife divorced him, Joe asked his best friend,
Bill, to fix him up with a blind date.
Bill obliged.
The next day Joe called up Bill and shouted at him angrily:
"Bill, what kind of a guy do you think I am.
That girl you fixed me up with was cross- eyed;
she was almost bald;
her nose was long, thin and crooked;
she had hair growing on her face;
she was flat chested;
and her ankles were as thick as her thighs".
Bill answered: "Either you like Picasso,
or you don't like Picasso."
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~~ I received a letter saying I would not be given the
American Express credit card I'd requested because my
income wasn't substantial enough.
Oddly enough, I work for American Express.
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~~ If you're singing Christmas songs on your neighbor's lawn
during a cold winter's night with your church group,
it's called "caroling."
But if you're doing it in the middle of July,
alone with no pants on,
it's called "drunk and disorderly."
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Todays Thought: The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts.
Think only on those things that are in line with your principles
and can bear the light of day.
The content of your character is your choice.
Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you
do is who you become.
Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your
way.--Heraclitus
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Rae's Trivia; The patron saint of bacon is Saint Anthony the abbot.
He’s also the patron saint of swine herders, butchers,
epilepsy, amputees, shingles, gravediggers, hermits,
lost items, and Canas Brazil.
1 comment:
Boy guess Snowy is cold!!!
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