Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and Neighbors.....
Well, we didn't get any snow last night, like they were
calling for..... Today; Sunny and in the low 30's....Windy.
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Yesterdays Sunrise.....

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I see breakfast is ready....

Looks like it's got everything in it.....

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Oh, No...They killed "Skippy"...

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Well, he's ready to go out for breakfast.....

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This one is curled up in front of the TV,

and got his snacks.....

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Hey! Cats like warm places.....

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 I see it.... You see it?

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Cat hi-five??

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That's right!!

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I think If I had to park like this....

I would have to move......

Oh, No...what happened to my car.....??

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~~ An Irishman went to London for a visit to the circus.

While there, he saw a man with an elephant act.
The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and
tell that person's age.
The Irishman was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain
terms.
The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the
elephant stamped its foot 9 times.
"Is that right?" he asked the boy.
"Yes, I'm nine!" the boy said.
The Irishman continued his loud heckling, still not believing
that this was true.
The man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several other
people, and each time the elephant stamped his foot,
and the people said he was correct.
The Irishman got even louder and more abusive toward the
man.
Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the
Irishman that the elephant could look at him and tell him
his age.
The Irishman took him up on the wager.
The elephant looked real close at the Irishman,
turned around, raised his tail and cut wind like you
wouldn't believe.
Then he turned back around,knocked the Irishman to the
ground with his trunk and then stomped on him twice.
The Irishman, crumpled and bleeding, staggered back to
his feet and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried,
"Mother of Mary, he's right... Farty-two!"

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~~ Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose
dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad.
Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand
old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked,
"What would God want with a dead dog?"

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~~ Some One Liners..
* A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol,
police say it’s definitely race related .
* Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43,
who was looking for some hot action!
So I sent her my ironing....... That'll keep her busy.
* After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to
find himself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when he realised he had made it home safely.
* I've been charged with murder for killing a man with
sandpaper.
To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

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~~ A duck, a female deer and a skunk were having a drink
in a café, when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not paying," said the duck.
"I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."
"I've spent my last buck," said the doe.
"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk.
"Getting here cost me my last scent."

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~~ A little boy arrives home carrying a settee on his head and an
armchair under each arm.
His father smacked him across the head and shouted,
"What have I told you about taking suites from strangers?"

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~~ One day on a train, there were two small boys
and a middle-aged lady.
She sat reading her book but couldn't help overhearing the
two small boys having a deep heated discussion on the
subject of spelling...... "It would be spelt
'W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B'," the first boy
argued.
"No its not! It's spelt
'W-W-W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-B-B',"
retorted the other.
The lady leaned over unable
to keep to herself and said, "Excuse me
boys, but I think you'll find the word is
spelled 'W-O-M-B'."
The first little boy looked at the other, and then back at the
lady, and replied, "Ya know lady, I bet you've never even
seen a hippopotamus, let alone ever heard one fart
underwater!"


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~~ How do you know when you're staying in a R-ville
hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

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~~ Five mornings a week, Gus goes to the health club,
gets on the stair-stepper, sets the timer, and buries his
nose in a book.
Recently, he noticed an amazingly fit middle-aged woman
who seemed to run circles around everyone,
took few breaks, and rarely even broke a sweat.
"It's not fair," he complained.
"By the time I'm dragging myself off to the showers,
she's hopping back onto the stepper for another session."
One day he came home with a sheepish grin.
"Well," he said, "they're identical twins."

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~~ Man is a peculiar creature.
He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and
air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.

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~~ Grandpa was always going on about the good old days,
and the lower cost of living, in particular...
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store,
and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges,
2 loaves o' bread, and a magazine, some new blue jeans...
all for a dollar!!
Then Grandpa said sadly ..."You can't DO that any more...
they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look......"

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Todays Thought: Every time I close the door on reality.... it comes in through the windows.

Rae's Trivia... How did Klaatu's spaceship door remain invisible?

The spaceship in the sci-fi classic The Day the Earth Stood
Still (1951) was 25 feet high and was built on a studio
backlot.
It had to show no visible openings or hatches,
yet had to open at certain times.
the film's art directors incorporated an invisible split in its
sides that was sealed over with soft plastic and coated with
silver paint.
Every time the dome of the ship was opened or closed,
film crew members had to reseal the split.
It was an innovative design for the era.