Down Hummingbird Lane

33º degrees this Morning, clouds moving in an gonna get
some snow,tonight....then a cold weekend...
Doesn't look to nifty Monday night into Tuesday....
Any way...Good morning....
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Was really foggy yesterday morning.....

Looking out the window I just could just see

The security light in the front yard...

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"Carol's" latest painting.. Isn't it great?

The lady has Talent....

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My head feels funny, Yours??

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IS IT ME OR DOES ANY ONE FEEL LIKE BACON FOR BREAKFAST

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It's not the same, "Skippy", it's just not the same....

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May I have this dance??

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Some kinda Super Hero??

It just doesn't compute.....

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This is kinda weird.....

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Eno's the man......

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Don't roll your eyes at me.....

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Get your "Hummer" off me...

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~~ A truck driver is heading west across the Arizona desert.

He has been driving all night, and as the sun starts to rise,
he feels the need to stop and commune with nature.
He pulls to the side of the road, parks, and walks out into
the sagebrush.
As he is standing there, looking around at the beauty of the early morn,
he notices a lever sticking out of the ground.
After a few moments, he walks over, walks all the way around,
and then reaches out to grasp the lever.
Just as he does, he hears a voice say, "Don't touch that lever."
The driver jumps about two feet off the ground,
and as he comes down, he looks around.
No one is to be seen.
Thinking it was just his imagination, he again reaches for the lever.
Again the voice yells, "I said don't touch that lever!"
Being more prepared, the driver senses the location of the voice and
looks down under a sage brush..... There he sees a small snake.
The driver, in much astonishment, said, "Was that you that just spoke?"
The snake said, "Yes.....I have to keep people from touching that lever.
If the lever is moved, it will be the end of the world."
The driver, still rather astonished, said, "What is your name?
And will you talk on TV?"
The snake said his name was Nate and that he wasn't interested in
going on TV; anyway, he had to stay and watch the lever to see that it
wasn't moved.
The driver said, "Look, I will get the networks to send out
camera crews.
That way, you can inform the entire world about the
danger of the lever."
Nate thought that over and allowed as how there was a great deal of
sense to the idea.
The driver, true to his word, got the network camera crews out.
They put on broadcasts in which Nate warned the entire
world of the dangers of moving the lever.
A few weeks later, another truck driver was going through the area.
He was following an oil tanker, and the tanker sprang a leak.
When the driver's truck hit the slick, it went out of control,
and he found himself headed straight for the lever.
He remembered seeing Nate on the TV telling about the lever
and so he knew that if he hit it, he would cause the world to end.
He strove, with all his might to maneuver the truck.
Finally, at the last moment, he was able to swerve,
but he ran over Nate, the snake, and killed him flat.
The truck driver was heard to say: "Well, better Nate than lever."

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~~ A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini
up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in
his right ear and tomato sauce all over his face and he says,
“DOC! What is wrong with me?
The psychiatrist replies, "I can see the problem clearly.......
You're not eating properly.”

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~~ Scene: A conversation between two of my friends.
Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow?
Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS,
and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What's a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.

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~~ A cadillac with four lawyers in it goes over a cliff.
Why is this such a tragedy?
A Cadillac seats six.

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~~ I just saw an ad for a position I feel completely qualified for:
"Wanted: bartenders.
No exp. necessary.
Must have: legal ID, phone transportation, and teeth..

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~~ A passenger jet taxiing down the runway, abruptly came
to a stop, turned around and returned to the gate and stopped.
Eventually, after an hour-long wait,
the flight finally took off to air.
A scared concerned passenger asked the flight attendant,
"What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine."
explained the Flight Attendant.
"Well, I hope it's all sorted now...."
Replied the nervous passenger.
"Oh yes, it's fine now Sir,
it just took us a while to find a new pilot and
replace him."

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~~ You Know...I try to take one day at a time,
but sometimes several
days attack me at once..

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~~ my favorite c&w titles;
"take your tongue out of my mouth,
cuz i'm kissin' you goodbye."

"you're the reason our children are ugly."

"I'd like to check you for TICKS."

"we got the crabs in the Big Sleazy".

"Don't run through the screen door Granny,
you'll strain yourself for sure."

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~~ One night a guy had a terrible nightmare,
he was so scared that in his sleep he chewed his pillow
absolutly to bits.
The next day a friend asked him how he was doing and he said "
oh, a little down in the mouth"

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~~ As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest...
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you
undress?

Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth
closed?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing
you do is stand up and say"hi, my name's Bob.
I'm an alcoholic"?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains
for centuries have a use by date?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on
four?.... They're both dogs.

If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap
why doesn't he buy his dinner?

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~~ My house is haunted by a ghostwriter.
Last night, I came home and my autobiography had been written.

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Todays Thought:  "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today?
Today is a gift.....That's why we call it the present."


Raes Trivia:  How long will that plastic be around?        It is estimated that a plastic container can resist decomposition for as long as 50,000 years.

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