Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.... Every one have a great Christmas??

It's nice having the family all come together...

Plenty good Cheer and food.....

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Looks like Santa had some good cheer......

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Yes, I got coal....I'm sad....

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I don't trust you....

Vet, Monday morning..........

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Oh, no....so that's were he went........

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Ride yum, cowboy....err cow monkey??

Doesn't sound right......

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Sleeping in, are ya??

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Game of beer chest.....Pete??

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This what you call "Mud Bogging"...

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Yea, pretty bad!!

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Well, loaded up.....ready to go...

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~~ Santa Claus has the right idea.      Visit people only once a year. -Victor Borge

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~~ One day a reporter assigned to cover the New York
Yankees' road trip was surprised to learn that Yogi Berra
still traveled with a beat-up old bag.
"Why don't you treat yourself to a new suitcase?" he asked.
"Why?" Yogi replied.......
"The only time I use it is when I travel."

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~~ BUSINESS AD: Sheer stockings...
Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of
women wear nothing else.

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~~ The census shows there are more than 308 million
people living in America.
The amazing part is: More than half of those people are
Americans.

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~~ While I was waiting to see the orthodontist,
a woman came out of his surgery smiling.
Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is
completed.
I'm so relieved to have found a painless dentist and one
who's so gentle and understanding too."
When seated in the dentist's chair, I related the incident to him.
He laughed heartily and explained,
"Oh, that was just my Mother."

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~~ Q: What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday?
A: "Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!"

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~~ In the early 1900s, skiers created their own terminology
to describe types of snow, including the terms "fluffy snow,"
"powder snow," and "sticky snow."
Later, the terminology expanded to include descriptive terms
such as "champagne powder," "corduroy," and "
mashed potatoes."

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~~ "The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian.
He can't ask his patients what is the matter...
he's got to just know." (Will Rogers)

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~~ I don't know?.. this is pretty bad....
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's
strange eating habits.
"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax.
What will happen to her?"
"Eventually," said the Doctor, "she will rise and shine."

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~~ One way to bring the outdoors into your house is by
installing a big window; another is by your children's shoes.

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~~ Karen sent her eight-year-old son Colton to his room
for disobeying her.
He was so angry that when he got to his room,
he punched a hole through the window screen.
Hearing the noise, Karen rushed in to his room and said,
"What happened in here?
He sheepishly replied, "I ran out of temper."

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Todays Thought:  The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or touched - they must be felt with the heart ~ Helen Keller

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