Hope Santa brought all you wanted......
I got plenty coal now......
Oh, Pete I got 29º and no snow......
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I caught Santa on our deck...
Lucky I had my new camera.....
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Blow dry a rabbit??
That's a Easter picture......
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Wow....This guy must have been strong...
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Biker Santa...?
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Oh....Nooooo
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Their Watching for Santa.....
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Another of my picture..
"Frosty"
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Kinda a lost cause......
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Well, if I can get the damn car to shut up,
I'll be on my way......
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♥♥♥
~~ Pete; Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns?
Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
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~~ Fifty years after graduating from high school, I started
college.
Things were progressing well until one evening I ran into
trouble while working on a geology assignment.
I had to find the square root of a number.
I vaguely recalled the complicated maneuver but finally had
to ask my high-school-age granddaughter for help.
"Do you have a calculator?" she asked.
"Of course," I said.
"Punch the number in," she advised,
"then push the square- root button."
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~~ Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying
her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
A: She said, "I could not work out what size her nose was."
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~~ After a basketball game, the coach found a cell phone
on the gym floor.
He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying
"Here's your phone."
"What makes you think it's mine?" the referee asked.
"Easy," the coach replied. "It says you missed 13 calls."
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~~ Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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~~ The people at Reynolds Co. make a substantial amount
of money selling foil during the Yuletide season.
It has been confirmed that at least 3000 tons of foil are used
to wrap turkeys annually.
Now I know why I woke up this morning wraped in foil...
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~~ A funny for Taz:
When I first became a nurse, I worked on a med/surg floor
night shift.
And as most night shifters do, I became used to seeing in the
dark.
One day at about 5:30 a.m. I was hunched down at the foot of
a bed emptying a bedpan.
My sweet, little lady patient must have heard the sound of
urine flowing and saw me squatting.
She peered at me for a few seconds, then said,
" Honey, I think they have a bathroom in here somewhere."
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~~ Levi Johnston reportedly has a new girlfriend in Alaska
named Sunny Oglesby.
Which raises an interesting question: Is there anyone in
Alaska with a normal human name?
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~~ Pete said:
"The grocer game me a phony dollar this morning.
You can't trust anyone these days!"
"Let me see it."
"I can't. I used it at the pharmacy."
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~~ A midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring
group of city folks.
"One of the benefits of this profession," he explained,
"is that we have built-in weather predictions."
"What do you mean by that?" asked one inquisitive visitor.
"When the cows are standing," the farmer explained,
"it means no rain is likely for the next twenty-four hours.
When they're lying down, it means it's going to rain."
"On our bus trip," another visitor piped in,
"I saw half the herd standing and the other half lying down.
What does this mean?"
The farmer flashed a smile and answered,
"That means half of them are wrong."
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~~ I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did, but people will never
forget how you made them feel.
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~~ We were driving the other day and passed a business
that was obviously having troubles beyond money.
Their outdoor sign in front of the building read:
$T0P $T3AL1NG 0UR L3TT3R$!
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