Good Morning..Friends....
Well the snow starts around 7:00
Their calling for 3-5 inches here....
A chilly 19º..
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The deck looks pretty bleak.....
A cold day...
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Oreo,keeping warm..waiting to be fed...
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Now I know this is not breakfast...no egg.
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Why Me,..why does it have to be me??
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Get it right.....
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Mo-mo thinks it's funny....
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Friends??
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ha-ha....
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Can you hear me now??
Done messed up a good truck....
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~~ Feminine Logic........
Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one
lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said,
"Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell
all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?"
Mary asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want
some other jerk using my stuff..."
"What makes you think I'd marry another jerk?"
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~~ A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study,
has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read
their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, Pete...it's too late.
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~~ I always thought my friend was disorganized,
but after helping her move, I stand corrected.
The label on a box I carried read "Stuff off the floor."
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~~ Tommy came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed,
"is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick!
I've just broken the doctor's window!!!"
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~~ An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m.
and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse
and the effects it has on the human body”.
The officer then asks, “Really?....
Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “My wife.”
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~~ No man's credit is as good as his money.
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~~ The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a
woman began screaming.
"You've got to help me!
There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples
off the tree with its tail!"
"What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked.
"If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"
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~~ Kids are hard to figure.
They can learn how to operate a computer in nothing flat but
can't understand how a clothes hanger works.
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~~ Close friends of ours, married for 25 years, were telling
my husband, Eugene, and me about their plans to renew
their wedding vows.
This was to be an elaborate affair.
When they asked our advice about various aspects of the
reception, Eugene, always frugal, replied,
"Why don’t you just elope?"
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~~ Sign at an Atlantic City dice table:
"Shake well before losing."
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~~ Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting
room.
One leans over to the other and says,
"What are you in here for?"
The other says, "Circumcision."
The first boy says "Oh, man! I had that done right after I was
born.....
I couldn't walk for a year!"
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Todays Thought: Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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