We did get around 2½ inches of snow, yesterday...
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Well the deck looks different then the day before...
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Arty got to play with his new toy....
But it would have been better with more snow.
Self portrait..??
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Does look like it, don't it....
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Looks like he had fun, but not time to pay the piper..
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Just wanna say...Merry Christmas!
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What this was??
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It's against the law to bath and drive.....Bubba.
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Oh my...someones in a heap of trouble!
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This looks about right.....
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Well, I got my spare on, so I can go now....
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~~ Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it.
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~ The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new
office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car,
his bony arm across the back of my seat.
I hadn't considered the drive across town.
At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside
me became obvious, and I looked across and explained,
"I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."
The other driver leaned out of his window.
"I hate to tell you," he said, "but I think it's too late!"
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~~ I'm really getting into the Christmas spirit...
...this is the second bottle today.
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~~ A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always
late for work.
When confronted by his boss, the man explained,
"You can't park anywhere near this place!"
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~~ Just had the best laugh of my life while in Bed Bath and
Beyond........ a little muslim kid went up to a pair of black
curtains and shouted "MUM!"
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~~ Although he knew it was illegal to hitchhike on the
autobahn in Germany, Blake, after hours with no cars passing
by on the deserted road he’d been dropped off on,
decided to take a chance.
He ventured down to the autobahn, put up his thumb and
optimistically held up his sign with "Denmark" written clearly
on it.
His heart sank when, within 15 minutes, a police car pulled up.
The officers just looked at him for a minute or two,
then one got out of the cruiser, smiling.
As he approached Blake, he started speaking in a mixture of
English and German, "Two things: First, es ist verboten,
absolutely forbidden, to hitchhike on the autobahn.
Second," he continued as he pointed in the opposite direction,
"Denmark is that way."
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~~ I’m not exposed to much music these days because I
don’t listen to the radio while driving.
It distracts me from texting .....
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~~ A friend and I were a few minutes late for the movies,
so after we found our seats Dan went to get us some snacks.
It was completely dark in the theater when Dan returned and
he had some difficulty finding our row.
He finally sat down and whispered, "Did I miss anything?"
"Yes," a male voice answered. "Your row!"
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~~ The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes,
words or sentences that are the same read forward and
backward.
I asked, "What is the first thing Adam said to Eve?"
I was expecting the answer "Madam, I'm Adam."
but one student had a better reply: "Wow"
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~~Gus, a carpenter, watched in amazement as his helper
leaned down from the second floor of the building they were
working on, deliberately dropped his hammer and then
climbed down to retrieve it.
"Why did you drop your hammer?" Gus asked when the man
returned.
"Well, first I accidentally dropped my pencil,"Flex replied,
"but I wanted to make the trip to get it worthwhile."
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