Guess What Friends...it's 16 ºnow... only 30º today...
SNOW tomorrow, 70%..... 2-3 inches.
Maybe more Sunday...
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Yea....maybe Snow....
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Yes, use your brain, if you got one!
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"What you want the whole chair??
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I don't blame you.....that looks uncomfortable...
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Yea...."Baby"
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Ride a Chicken??
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Oh, No..... You wouldn't......
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I'm glad you got it..It's too big for me!
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Alright....What's going on here!!
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What can I add??
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Well, gotta go..My ride is here......
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~~ Pete said the great chefs put a lot of feeling into their cooking.
I put a lot of tobasco in mine...you can feel that for days. ☼
~~ While visiting the Astrodome
(a massive stadium covering some nine acres in Houston,
Texas) one day, Monaco's Prince Rainier was asked what
he thought about building a similar dome in Monaco.
"Marvelous," the prince replied.
"We could be the world's only indoor country."
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~~ Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
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~~ As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas
Eve, I accidentally dropped one.
"No problem," I said, picking it off before placing it back on
the plate.
"You can't do that," argued my five-year-old.
"Don't worry. Santa will never know."
He shot me a look.
"So he knows if I've been bad or good, but he doesn't know
the cookie fell on the floor?"
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~~ Pete went to a palm reader who noticed a long,
curved line around his thumb.
"What does it mean?" he asked.
She looked up at him and replied,
"It means one of two things: either you will live to be three
hundred and nine years old, or your bowling ball is too tight!"
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~~ There are three proven rules for good teeth:
brush after every meal, see your dentist twice a year,
and mind your own business.
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~~ I'm a registered nursing attendant and was worried
because my 82- year-old mother, Eileen, a heavy smoker,
was coughing so hard her face was turning red.
"Mother," I said, "you scare me when you cough like that."
"Oh dear," she replied, "I'm not worried.
I know you know VCR."
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~~ Serendipity: Looking in a haystack for a needle and
finding the farmer’s daughter.
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~~ My class was touring the ASPCA, oohing and aahing
over the lost- and-waiting-to-be-adopted animals.
One of my third grade boys was gazing intently at an
elaborate aquarium full of different species of fish.
"They're beautiful, aren't they," I commented.
He looked at me thoughtfully, then replied,
"Yes, but I don't understand...how can anyone lose a fish?"
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~~ Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
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~~ Shortly after crossing the Florida state line on a Sunday
afternoon, I encountered a traffic jam caused by a crew
painting white lines on the highway.
I turned my CB radio on to hear if I could determine from the
truckers what lane I should be in.
In the midst of some unprintable comments,
I heard this gem spoken with a deep Southern accent:
"They've had all year to do nothing.
They didn't do it, and now they're doing it again."
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~~ Sometimes I get the feeling that if Christmas,
Father's Day and Birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too,
would not exist.
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Todays Thought: "In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." - Adlai Stevenson..
Todays thought for Pete: Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with..
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