Today will be 37-38 today... Calling for 2 ft. over the mountains,
in West Va.....glad the mountains are between us... we won't get any..
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It was cold getting yesterday's sunrise.....
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Yes Tommy was making sure I got the pictures right...
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That's right.. Tofu for you......
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Alright, lay still, until I get you clean.....
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I'm hiding, I don't want a bath from her.....
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Yes, he's bad....
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The critter is too small....
Not Worth the trouble....
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Feels good don't it.....
I use a corner in my room.....
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Now you know!!
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To to go.... if I can find a seat....
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~~ A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how
angry he was, the florist replied,
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake,
but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this:
somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they
have flowers with a note saying,...
'Congratulations on your new location!'
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~~ "Weird Al" Yankovic once produced a parody of The
Knack's classic song "My Sharona" called "My Bologna."
When the song became a huge hit (his first) Yankovic
presented Doug Fieger, The Knack's lead singer,
with an unusual gift as a token of his appreciation.
The gift?....... A large bologna.
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~~ Warning: Christmas shopping may be hazardous to your
health.
If you are an avid Christmas shopper statistics have concluded
that you will be elbowed at least three times while shopping.
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~~ "Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me,
especially for the holidays.
Little dolls......
Me. Like maybe little action dolls.
Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit.
They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the
holidays and Christmas for the kids.
That's something that would create jobs.
So you see I think out of the box like that.
It's not something a typical person would bring up.
That's something that could happen, that makes sense.
It's not a joke."
(South Carolina Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene,
interview with The Guardian, July 6, 2010)
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~~ Peanuts are the 12th most valuable cash crop grown
in the United States with a farm value of over one billion
U.S. dollars.
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~~ Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Pete: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Pete: "It's 24!"
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~~ "University of Chicago researchers have found that
sleeping more can help you lose weight.
How many guys are going to jump on this one?
'Honey, I'm not sitting on the couch all weekend......
I'm dieting.'"
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~~ After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's
new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman.
"Is Robert there?" I asked.
"He's in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.
When he didn't return the call, I dialed again.
This time a man answered.
"This is Robert," he said.
"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.
"I know," he replied.
"That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past
half-hour."
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~~ WHY DO AMISH MEN HAVE BEARDS, BUT NOT
MUSTACHES?
There are quite a few scriptures that mention beards in the
Bible.
An example would be Psalm 133:1,2. An Amishman does
not shave his beard after he becomes married.
A long beard is the mark of an adult Amishman.
Mustaches, on the other hand, have a long history of being
associated with the military, and therefore are forbidden
among the Amish people.
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~~ The annual "Christmas Village" in Philadelphia has been
renamed the "Holiday Village."
In fact, they’re not Santa’s reindeer anymore . . . They’re now
"nondenominational venison."
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Todays Thought; A smile takes but a moment, but the memory of it usually lasts forever.
None are so rich that can get along without it, and none are
so poor but that can be made rich by it.
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Cute pics Gus and that's a beautiful sunrise.
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Rae x