Down Hummingbird Lane

Good cold morning....29º this morning....

Only in the 30;s this week....also windy.....

Snow over the mountain... TV sez Pete got an inch..?

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Now if we could open the door.....

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Not my girl friend....it would be boiling......

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Gangster Dog.....

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I'm not telling.....

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Flying Dog??

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Oh, No...It's not the same.....

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Okay, Thanks....

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Good Luck with that......

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Just what I need.......

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I wonder how this would be in the snow?

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~~ I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low.

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~~ Lady Gaga won eight awards on the VMAs and accepted
them in a dress made of meat.
She’s also getting ready to launch her new fragrance.
It’s called “A-1 Steaksauce.”

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~~ Q: How can you tell it's Ronald McDonald on a nude
beach?
A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns!

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~~ "Law of Probable Dispersal": Whatever hits the fan will
not be evenly distributed.

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~~ British conductor Sir Thomas Beecham was once asked
which instrument a woman should give her son,
bearing in mind that the young man would be practicing in a
crowded house.
"The bagpipes," Beecham suggested.
"They sound exactly the same when you have mastered them
as when you first begin."


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~~ TEACHER: You never get anything right.
What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school?
BETSY: Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.

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~~ CANDY: Have you ever wondered why the same candy bar
that rots a child's teeth is a wonderful source of quick energy
for adults?

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~~ During my freshman year at college, one of my
on-campus jobs was to guard the back doors of the
gymnasium during basketball games.
I couldn't make one game, so I asked my friend Joanne
to "stand guard" for me, and I warned her about the
students who try to sneak in for a free game.
While she wasn't a basketball fan, she was willing.
She took her position and guarded the doors with fervor.
After turning away some angry students, she was
confronted by an even angrier coach.
She had refused to let the team in.

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~~ So I got home, and the phone was ringing, I picked it up,
and said: "Who's speaking please?"
And a voice said: "You are."

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~~ A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous
by the fact that the driver periodically stuck his arm out the
window.
When she couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped him on the
shoulder and whispered on his ear:
"Young man...you keep both hands on the wheel...
I'll tell you when it's raining!"

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~~ This is tornado season — a huge wind that appears out of
nowhere and creates havoc — sort of like Jerry Springer.

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Today's Thought:  The key is not to concern ourselves with our......intelligence,

but our ability to tell lies with a straight face.
This is what people look up to in America.
Just look at the people who make it to the top of
mega-corporations, or politics.
People like to be hustled.
The first part is easy, you just be sure that the lie is grand,
the grander the better.
But the second part is what's tough, see, you have to tell your
lies with a perfectly straight face.

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