Good cold morning....everyone....
sure can't take the cold like I used to...
21º this morning....
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"Chico" keeping watch out the window.....
Will bark at anything that moves.....
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"Maggie" just laid back....but ready to bark anytime...
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This Cat don't like dogs.....
My cats don't either, because their outside cats..
and when the dogs go out they chase them...
He-he..the cats know were the line is.......
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Gotta be a lazy cat......
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Just watching the world go by....
And getting some sun.....
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"Wanna play...mr. Bear?"
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Any one wanna rent a cabin..??
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"nap time"☼
Hey...Pete, remember these guys??
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I guess I better leave on this toon......
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A: Bacon would go up.
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~~ A marine biologist developed a species of genetically
engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a
steady diet of seagulls.
One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out
and trap some more.
On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road.
Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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~~ Newspaper (Sports Section):
"Stadium Air Conditioning Fails -- Fans Protest"
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~~ The Kleberg County, Texas, commissioners told workers
in 2009 to stop saying "Hello" when they answered county
phones.
The officials objected to the first four letters of that greeting
as too satanic.
Employees were instructed to say, "Heaven-O," instead.
When some workers thought that was going too far,
a county resident offered a reasonable compromise:
"What's wrong with 'Howdy, y'all?"
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~~ The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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~~ Mother: "How's your history paper coming?"
Son: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the
Internet for research and it's been very helpful.
Mother: "Really?"
Son: "Yes, so far I've located 17 people who sell them!"
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~~ Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring,
or eating with chopsticks; it looks so easy until you try it.
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~~ One day a Viking named Leif returned after a long sea
voyage and found that during his absence his name had been
removed from the town register.
He sent his wife to the town hall make a complaint to the
mayor.
'I'm sorry,' said the mayor,
'I must have taken Leif off my census.'
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~~ A Prussian nobleman who had been a revolutionary of
sorts in his own country once visited the United States and
sought a commission in the Union Army.
Given an audience with President Lincoln, the nobleman
discoursed at length upon the high and ancient nobility of his
distinguished family.
At last, Lincoln broke in: "That need not trouble you,"
he declared. "It will not stand in your way if you behave
yourself as a soldier."
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~~ One friend complained to another,
"All my husband and I do anymore is fight.
I've been so upset, I've lost 20 pounds."
"If it's that bad, why don't you just leave him?"
asked the second friend.
"I'd like to lose more weight first."
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~~ During the production of "Gladiator", Russell Crowe was
required to appear in several complex fight scenes with tigers
who 'refused to follow directions'.
Indeed, to Crowe's dismay, these sequences took twelve
grueling days to shoot.
While relaxing on a rare day off, Crowe received a memo from
the studio asking him not to play soccer because he might get
hurt.
Crowe, peeved, sent a memo in return:
"I can wrestle with four tigers, but I can't play a game of
soccer?
Get over it. Love, Russell."
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~~ Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo.
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Todays Thought: "If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts. But if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties."
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