Down Hummingbird Lane

Burrr..cold this morning..

I'm showing 19º degrees this morning...and the wind

is howling....

It will drop a couple more degrees around 6 or 7:00..

Hibernated yet Pete??

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Clear, cold and windy yesterday around 10:30...

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Sadie, waiting for breakfast....

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Hamburger donut??

Your breakfast Pete??

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Time to wake up young lady.....

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That's the way the cookie crimbles....

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Watch it don't break it........

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A weird Christmas gift??

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No!, you can't ride.....

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Got your boots on... ready for the snow??

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Does Santa know you're here??

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Time to leave, on this pic....

The donuts got to me.....

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~~ Maning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job.

And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously.
But not every caller took me seriously.
"Can I talk to a real person?" a caller asked.
"I am real," I said.
"Oh, I'm sorry," the caller said.
"That was rude of me.
What I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who
actually knows something?"

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~~ An excellent way to lose weight is by skipping.....
...snacks and dessert.

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~~ Many years ago, we had a beloved archdeacon in our
parish church.
His wife was very supportive and sometimes, when he was
preaching from the pulpit, she would hand him a note.
It might have been about a thought that had just occurred to
her or something she wanted to make sure he hadn't forgotten.
He would often read these notes to the congregation.
I remember one Sunday when the rector read the note his wife
had just handed to him. "Dear, your wig is crooked."

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~~ Love at first sight is easy to understand,
it's when two people have been looking at each other for a
lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

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~~ An office technician got a call from a computer user.
The customer told the tech that her computer was not working.
She described the problem and the tech concluded that her
computer needed to be brought in and serviced.
He told her, "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and
I'll fix it for you."
About ten minutes later she showed up at his door...
with the electrical cord in her right hand.

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~~ An astute youngster was asked to define what memory is.
He said, "My memory is the thing I forget with."

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~~ Gus was feeling nervous about a job interview he had
scheduled.
He was worried that he would not be prepared to answer all
the questions that might be asked, so he visited a
fortune- teller and said,
"I need you to tell me where you see me in five years."

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~~ Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly:
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"

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~~ One evening, our family decided to rent a movie for all
of us to watch.
We made popcorn, got our drinks and settled down in the
living room around the TV.
My husband put in the DVD and then came the part where it
says, "This movie has been formatted to fit your television
screen..."
"Mom," my daughter Ashley, asked,
"how do they know how big our TV is?"

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~~ Our daughter offered us a computer she no longer needed.
"But," she cautioned, "it's old and slow, and it doesn't have
much memory."
My husband and I looked at each other.
"Just like us," he smiled.

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~~  At the beginning of a live commercial for a sponsor's

cigarette [on 'The Jack Paar Show'], Jack Paar (1918-2004)
took a drag off the cigarette, exhaled a plume of smoke,
faced the camera, and said, "Man, that's great coffee!"

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Todays Thought:  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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