But we're having good sunny days, and 75º degrees...
But rain Tues......
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Don't look now........but...
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That's cool......
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Friends......
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Boy, their getting it on........
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Help, we're being overrun.....
We can't feed all these crutters.......
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Gots her "little Lambie"...
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I don't think this is possible??
How about you....Pete?
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Carol, can I wear this at your beach??
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Well, time to head out....
See you same time tomorrow.....
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~~ Americans are stranded on a cruise ship for two days and they have to haul in 60,000 pounds of food.
Meanwhile the Chilean miners were underground for 69 dayswith nothing but a can of tuna fish and they were fine.
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~~ Eighty- five year-old Bessie bursts into the rec room of the
retirement home with her fist clenched above her head.
“Anybody who can guess what’s in my hand can have sex with
me tonight.”
An old man looked up from the pool table and said,
“Ummmm, an elephant?”
Bessie thought about it for a second and said, “Close enough!”
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~~ here wouldn't be half as much fun in the world if it
weren't for children and men,
and there ain't a mite of difference between them under
the skins.
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~~ Overheard in a ladies' fitting room:
"Honestly, do these pants make my rear end look big?"
"Honestly? Your rear end makes the pants look big."
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~~ The shipping/receiving bays at the company where I
work are very busy with trucks coming and going.
Potential for accidents is very real.
So for safety reasons, a sign was posted that reads
"Warning! Truck Area.
Pedestrians Not Allowed."
To emphasize the point, the following was added:
"Violators Will Be Squished."
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~~ Worshippers are greeted by these words at the Travelers
Rest Church: "Do Not Sit on Steps."
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~~ On their way to town, a five-minute drive on the highway,
my husband and three children wondered why other drivers
were honking their horns.
Upon arriving at a set of traffic lights,
a lady in the next lane rolled down her window and yelled,
"Your cat's on the roof!"
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~~ "Former President George W. Bush was on 'Oprah.
' When asked about being the leader of the free world,
Oprah said, 'It's not bad.'
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~~ "Guess what?" yelled my high schooler as he burst
through the door.
"I got a 100 on the Spanish quiz that I didn't even know we
were having."
"That's great!" I said.
"But why didn't you know about the quiz?"
"Because our teacher told us about it in Spanish."
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~~ When an ad man named Theodore Geisel wrote his first
book, twenty- three publishers rejected it.
Geisel was about to give up when he ran into an old college
friend who had just become a book editor.
That friend decided to take a chance and published Geisel's
odd little book, And To Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street.
The book sold millions of copies, as did all the other books
written under Geisel's pen name: Dr. Seuss.
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~~ Two political candidates were having a hot debate.
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other ,
"What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other guy screamed back,
"You leave my wife out of this!"
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~~ "Some people question the need for daylight-saving time.
But daylight is the only savings many people have right now."
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~~ The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said,
"Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket."
He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken
sandwich.
He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said,
"That's funny........ I distinctly remember eating my lunch."
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Todays Thought: “The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with,
watches you from the mirror every morning.”
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