Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and neighbors.....A nice Saturday....
I have 30º degrees this morning...but will get into the 60º's later.
Rain coming in the week ahead....
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The leaves are pretty this time of year.....

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Pretty....but a job getting the leaves up so they don't

kill what little grass we have...

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Damn, Bubba...your eyes are bigger then your Belly.....

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Another one with big Eyes.....

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On the damn table??

Are you crazy?? Now get off.....

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Looks more like a growl....

You got a bone hid there??

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He thinks your funny as all get out........

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So thats whos been beating on my door.....

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This bring back memories.......

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Huh, what ya say??

Time to go.....

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~~ Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean, looking for something to do.

They came up underneath a ship that was hauling potatoes.
Bob, the first sea monster, swam underneath the ship,
tipped it over and ate everything on the ship.
A little while later, they came up to another ship,
again hauling potatoes.
Bob again capsizes the ship and eats everything onboard.
The third ship they found was also hauling potatoes and Bob
once again capsized it and ate everything.
Finally his buddy, Bill, asked him,
"Why do you keep tipping over those ships full of potatoes
and eating everything on board?"
Bob replied, "I wish I hadn't, but I just can't help myself
once I start.
Everyone knows you can't eat just one potato ship."

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~~ The wife was watching a cooking show the other day.
I said "What you watching that for?... You can't cook".
She said.... "You watch porn".

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~~ A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with
her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the
back of her skirt.
Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since
their relationship had been purely platonic.
They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the
clubhouse where certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would
fix the problem.
Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a
German Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.

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~~ It's a good thing people don't use hurtful words like
"hunchback,""harelip" and "midget" anymore.
The guys have finally stoppedteasing me about the girl I
took to prom.

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~~ A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.
She looks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!"
He says, "Aha!"

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~~ A couple weeks ago, my husband, Mitch, said,
“I don't like that bidet you bought.”
“What?” I asked.
“I don't like that bidet you bought,” he repeated...
“What are you talking about?” I asked.
“I don't like that bidet you bought for our bed,” he said.
“It's too hot.”
So much for my new duvet.

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~~ When my father ran out of gas, he called my mother to
pick him up in her car.
They went to a gas station, filled a gas can, and returned to his
car.
After a few minutes, he got into her car again.
"We need to go back to the gas station," he said.
"One gallon wasn't enough?" she asked.
"It would have been if I'd put it in the right car."

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~~ Mom and Dad were in the barnyard one day to move the
harrows.
Over the noise of the tractor, Dad yelled: "Joan, wait!
I'll move the tractor to a better position to hook up the harrows."
For whatever reason, Mom started to lift the harrows herself
anyway.
Dad got down off the tractor grinning and said to her,
"Who needs my Case tractor when I've got a 'Joan dear'?"

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~~ "Starting in January, couples can actually get married at
McDonald's in Hong Kong.
I'm not saying those marriages won't work,
but when have you been to a McDonald's and not regretted
it one hour later?"

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~~ A woman who had thrown a dinner party,
at which raw oysters, curried lamb, and steamed mussels
were all served, met her physician on the street the following
day.
“I’m sorry you weren’t able to come to my party last night,”
she said.
“You are so busy these days, and I think it would have done
you some good to have been there.”
“Your party has done me good,” he said.
“I’ve just seen five of your dinner guests.” 

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~~ Before my daughter went on her first date,

I gave her "the talk."
"Sometimes, it's easy to get carried away when you're
with a boy," I said.
"Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin
your life."
"Don't worry," she said.
"I don't plan on ruining my life until I get married."

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Todays Thought: Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

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