Good Morning, Well it's Monday....
Ready for a new week?
Weather should change Wednesday.....
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The ones we had would get birds and mice...
They were very aggressive.....
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Boy, if looks could kill.......
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Somethings wrong....I don't think he's that tall.....
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That's what you get from E-Bay....
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I don't know whats going on here?
But looks weird......
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Yep....espelly in Washington.....
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What can ya say??
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Yes, Yahoo is slow.......
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My cat "Babe" waiting to eat......
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"Witchy's" new cat.....
She likes to play with the plant....
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Gotta go.....gotta go.....
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~~ Gus's definition of "Class" as being able to hear
The "William Tell Overture" and not think of......
"The Lone Ranger".
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~~ Pete goes to the doctor complaining of a hearing problem.
The Doc says "Can you describe the symptoms?"
Pete replies, "Homer’s fat and Marge has blue hair"
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~~ Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have
elections is to find out if the polls were right?
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~~ The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and
said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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~~ Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days,
but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show
there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto
the information superhighway.
After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number,
he scanned a database of registered users and responded,
"I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit.
Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and
said she'd be right back.
When the customer returned, the technician asked if she was
all right.
The caller responded: "Had I realized you could see me,
I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe.".....
A customer who had just received a laptop computer asked
about the power-saving feature known as "hibernate."
Would this hibernate device work in the spring and summer,
the caller asked.....
Another caller explained she had received a gift of software
on 5.25-inch diskettes, but she had only a 3.5-inch disk drive
on her computer.
The technician said she had two options:
Get a second disk drive, or use 3.5-inch diskettes.
The customer called back later, now complaining that her
disk drive was making a terrible noise.
And this despite the fact that she was using a 3.5-inch
diskette, she said.
After a bunch of questions, the technician determined the
caller had used a pair of scissors to trim the 5.25-inch
diskettes to fit the 3.5-inch drive. ]
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~~ What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.
and all the apostles were in one accord......
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~~ As she watched me struggle to pop the childproof cap
off a bottle of medicine, my eight-year-old daughter asked,
"Why do they even have childproof caps?
They know kids hate medicine."
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~~ My doctor warned me to watch my drinking,
So I gotta find a bar with a mirror."
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~~ While I was assigned to the space shuttle program,
my job included ordering supplies.
One of the engineers requested a new dictionary.
Following regulations, I asked him why he needed it.
I expected his answer to be "My old copy is lost" or
"The cover is falling off." Instead he said,
"My current edition defines spaceship as an imaginary aircraft."
He got his new dictionary.
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~~ Men: they sweep you off your feet and then hand you
the broom.
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Todays Thought: "To think is easy, To act is difficult, To act as one thinks is the most difficult." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
( Pete.....Deep huh?)
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