Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning......

Well, Pete, I got 43º degrees right now...

Gonna be in the 50's today..

Looks like rain for Turkey day....

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The wind the other day brought most of the leaves down .....

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Guess were a lot of the leaves wound up.......

The little dogs are checking them out....

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Now you know there are good dogs.....

Just some that don't like cats.....

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Now, that wouldn't feel good......

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There not food........ They are tougher then you!

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Are you coming or going?

A Paul Jr. custom made bike??

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We waiting for Momma to bring us some Salmon...

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Oh, you wanna fight??

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You think it Bites too??

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~~ During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive,

Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship.
His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive
attitude, even when turned down.
One potential customer told Philip, "I've got papers and
magazines strewn all over the place - -
I don't need any more."
Philip's reply? "Well, how about a subscription to
'Good Housekeeping'?"

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~~ "A kindergarten teacher in Florida was arrested for
trafficking Oxycodone.
Other teachers became suspicious when she had the only
class in school with a six-hour naptime."

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~~ Sal, a pilot for a major airline, carries his running clothes
in a backpack, freeing his hands for his luggage.
On one trip, he told me, he noticed passers-by grinning at him
in the terminal.
Sal smiled back.
Maybe some of them were on my last flight, he thought.
His ego was brimming until he got to the cockpit and stowed
his bags.
That's when he saw the "Parachute" sign his co-workers had
stuck to his backpack.

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~~ The second day after school started, I sat reveling in the
solitude: My rambunctious triplets were in kindergarten.
Suddenly I heard noises outside the patio door.
I went to investigate, and to my amazement the triplets
looked smilingly up at me.
I asked what they were doing here.
"A bell rang, everyone went somewhere, so we came home."
It was 9:15 a m.

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~~ A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard how
he might go about teaching a young lady to swim.
"It takes considerable time and technique."
replied the guard.
"First you must take her into the water, then place one arm
about her waist, hold her tightly, then take her right arm and
raise it very slowly..."
"This is certainly most helpful." said the member.
"I know that my kid sister will appreciate it."
"Your sister?" said the lifeguard.
"In that case, just push her into the deep end of the pool.
She'll learn in a hurry."

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~~ A husband kisses his wife and the wife says
"Stop it, what are you doing?
Somebody might see us kissing."
The maid shouts from the kitchen:
"I, too tell him not to kiss, but he doesn't listen."

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~~ Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients
being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse,
I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on
the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't
need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me
wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said.
'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her
hospital gown.'

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~~ The manager at the restaurant where I worked was a
friendly, jovial sort.
But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of
him, his height.
Or, should I say, his very obvious lack of it.
One day he stormed through the front door and announced
angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!"
Most of my fellow waitresses didn't say anything,
but finally Marilyn just had to blurt out,
"How could anyone stoop so low?"

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~~ Before leaving home with our family for the drive

from Caribou, Maine to Florida's Disney World,
the children were warned that it was a long trip and no
one was to ask, "How much farther is it?" or
"When will we arrive?"
the journey was remarkably question- free until 9 a.m.
on the third day, when Theresa sighed,
"Will I still be five when we get there?"

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~~ A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer
problem that was preventing her from getting e-mail.
After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail
was being delayed to check for a computer virus.
"It's a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse," I said.
"What could be worse?" my single co-worker asked wryly.
"The Let's Just Be Friends virus?"

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Todays thought: People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

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