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Good Morning.....Well, we didn't blow away...but it was windy.
Only degrees today..... and clear....
Meteor showers tonight....look to the east...
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Not a great sunrise yesterday.....

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Can't you be more quiet??

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I usually fall asleep.....

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Are you hiding??

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Someones got kittens to give away.....

No thanks, I got all I need....

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Their checking out who's there?

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Don't play with your food......

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ROCKS??

I don't know?

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Did you get their picture?

Easy on the kid......

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That's nice......

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Well, I gotta go.........Later.

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~~ "Britain's Prince William is reportedly engaged to his long time girlfriend.

It's a big step up from her previous status:
peasant with benefits."

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~~ Al Qaida is opening up a new Summer Camp for toddler
terrorist trainees.
The slogan of the camp is "Bring us your babies and we'll
make sure they blow up fast."

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~~ Observing the license plates on the highways brings
the comforting assurance that we have fifty great states,
each full of people who don't want to spend the summer in
them.

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~~ A young boy gave some serious advice to his little sister.
He told her, "When you need help from our parents,
don't ever tell them you made a mistake.
Instead, say you want to talk to them about a recent learning
experience.
You get into much less trouble that way!"

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~~ At a small zoo, visitors often ignored the many large
signs that said, "Don't feed the animals!"
The zookeeper did not want to impose fines so he tried a
different approach.
He posted signs saying,
"Feed the animals for only twenty dollars!" and suddenly no
one wanted to.

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~~ One winter morning an employee showed up to work
forty-five minutes late.
He exclaimed to his boss, "The street was so slippery that I
slid backward three feet for every step I took forward,
and I only made it to work because I finally gave up and
headed home!"

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~~ A husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns,
he goes.

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~~ "A recent study has found that more senior citizens than
ever are entering college.
College faculty says that the seniors are like any other
students...except they take Jell-O shots just for the Jell-O."

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~~ In 1740 Admiral Vernon of the British fleet decided to
water down the navy's rum.
Needless to say, the sailors weren't too pleased and called
Admiral Vernon, Old Grog, after the stiff wool grogram coats
he wore.
The term "grog" soon began to mean the watered down drink
itself.
When you were drunk on this grog, you were "groggy",
a word still in use today.

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~~ Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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Todays thought:  Dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.