44º degrees this morning....
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How about this Maple tree??
Lots of color, but the leaves will fall soon...
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So that's were my lunch went......
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A pin-up calender??
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Get away.....I'm mad with you......
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Think it's not dangerous?? Stick your hand in there....
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Well, GOOD for you!!
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Were can you dump??
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What can you say......
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Eno's cool...don't you think??
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Ooppps..... not what he wanted to hear.......
Eno reminds me of a friend I used to work with....
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Well, its time to scat...see you later....
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~~ This will be a rough week for President Obama.
He's got a lame duck Congress...
he has to pardon a turkey...
he has to eat crow...
and the Chinese just flipped him the bird...
It's been a fowl week.
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~~ It was bad enough when the TSA agents would go..
...through your underwear in your luggage.
Now they're going through your underwear while you're
wearing it!
Now, to make it worse, the airlines are charging
a $15 molestation fee....
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~~ Day before Thanksgiving is National Opt-Out Day....
Where people are being asked to boycott the TSA's full-body
scanners.
Sponsors of the event say people shouldn't be made to feel
embarrassed or uncomfortable while traveling.
That's what Thanksgiving with your family is for.
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~~ A senior citizen was arrested after shooting his TV when
Bristol Palin wasn’t kicked off of “Dancing With the Stars.”
Come on, John McCain, it’s been two years. Get over it.
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~~ At a family gathering, the topic of having babies was
being discussed.
I mentioned to one of my newly married cousins that some
women give birth in the water.
She paused for a moment and then replied,
"I don't think I could hold my breath that long."
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~~ You can opt out of the full-body scan and...
choose the alternative, letting the TSA touch your T&A.
It’s just like an 8th grade basement make-out party,
except instead of your mother interrupting,
she’s getting stroked in the next line.
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~~ At a family picnic, my aunt was admonishing her
six-year-old son to wash his hands before eating.
He protested that they weren't dirty, though after a few
minutes of complaining, the boy finally did go and wash them.
Later, while they stood in line for the condiments to add to
their hamburgers, the boy dropped his food on the grass.
He stood whimpering at his mother's side until she said:
"Oh, pick it up........ A little dirt never hurt anyone."
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~~ People are concerned that the new airport security
scanners could lead to pictures of their genitals ending up
on the Internet.
Apparently no one has told them that without pictures of
genitals, there would be no Internet.
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~~ Ways the TSA could make the naked scans and....
pat downs of our genitals more pleasant.
* Let us watch other passengers get groped for 99 cents
a minute.
* Pipe in soft sexy music from the '70s, '80s, '90s, and
today
* Vibrating wands
* Conclude with a good luck pat on the butt
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~~ The class assignment in composition was to write about
something unusual that happened during the past week.
Little Irving got up to read his.
"Papa fell in the well last week - " he began.
"Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher.
"Is he all right now?"
"He must be," said little Irving.
"He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
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~~ Teacher: William, I will take your homework to your father
and let him see how bad you did.
And you will realize the feeling of embarrassment.
William: I won't feel embarrassed, but my father will.
Teacher: Why is that?
William: The homework was done by my father.
A FEW WEEKS LATER....
Teacher: You get a perfect score for this homework. What happened?
William (very angry): Last night my father went to play poker
and didn't get home till very late.
So I had to do it by myself!!
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Todays thought: "The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television."
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