Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Well, it's an Autumn day yesterday and

today.... In the 40's at night and 60-70's daytime.

But supposed to get warm again....

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This was yesterday's... Clouds over the mountains...

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I don't think I'd wanna live there....

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The Gang...They will steal all your goodies....

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3 of our mutts.....

"Maggie", "Murphy" and the big guy, "Sam"

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How can you lose an 800 pound "Cat"??

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I just don't know what to say.....

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Wanna play...wanna play??

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Worst case of dry skin, I've ever seen......

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Eno's the man......

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Need a hose stretchier?

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Well, time to go to work.......

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~~ Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf".

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 ~~ When a politician tries to do the greatest good for the greatest number, the greatest number is usually number one.

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~~ Tony: This morning I waded across a raging river,
escaped from bears in the woods,
marched up and down a mountain,
stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand, and climbed up an enormous tree!
Gus: "Wow,you must be a great outdoorsman!"
Tony: No, I'm just a lousy golfer.

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~~ A good friend is cheaper than therapy.

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~~ After our brand-new washing machine broke down,
my in-laws, my husband and I were discussing how today’s
appliances can’t compete with the quality of those
made 50 years ago.
“Oh, yes,” agreed my mother-in-law, never a fan of housework.
“Years ago they were built to last.
I’ve still got the same iron from when we were first married,
and there’s not a thing wrong with it.”
Dryly, my father-in-law added,
"Well, yes, but it’s never been out of the box, dear."

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~~ I have enough money to last me the rest of my life.
(unless I buy something)

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~~ When I was a child, I remember my Mom telling me,
"Son, when you grow up, you can marry any girl you please."
When I became a young man,
I learned the sad fact was that I could not please any of them

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~~~ My aunt had decided to sell her truck and trailer at a
lot across town.
When she arrived there, she realized she'd left the registration
at home.
The salesman told her she could use the red loaner car with
the keys in it to drive back through the heavy rainstorm.
At home, she quickly listened to her answering machine.
The last message was from the frantic salesman asking her
to bring the car back right away.
The one she had taken belonged to a customer...

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~~ PULL. If that doesn't work, PUSH.
If that doesn't work, we're closed.
Come back another day.

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~~ Three men were in heaven discussing how they died.
The first man said, "I died of cancer."
The second man said, "I died of Tuberculosis. "
The third man said, "I died of seenus."
The first two men asked, "Do you mean sinus?"
The third man said, "No, I mean SEENUS.
I was out with my best friend's wife and he seen us!"

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~~ At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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~~ Circumstances dictated one day that I take my

eight-year-old son, Gabe, to one of my law classes.
At first he sat quietly, but grew restless after 40 minutes.
Because he knew where the students' coffee room was,
I suggested he go there.
On his way out, he smiled at the lecturer,
who remained silent until the door closed.
The professor then gazed at the assembled students and
mused: "I know I'm getting older.
I know students are getting younger.
But that's ridiculous."

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~~ These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says,
"For fast relief."
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Today's Thought:  We would all be happy to pay as we go if only we finished paying for where we've been.........

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