# 1075

Good Morning Friends..... Well, here it is Monday....a new week.
We're going to have some more rain this week....
We need it.......So we can't knock it....
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Yesterdays Sunrise...

Sunny but chilly morning.....

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Bad Eggs....Damn, I lost my breakfast...

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Scared you too?  Yeah, they gone...

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I'm guessing he's looking for a high paying job....

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Okay, I guess......

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Okay, Sparky...enough playing ....go take a your nap!

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Keep on staying up all night, boozing it up......

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You know halloween is close, when people start

paintingtheir cats.....

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Oh, the shame of it!!  peeping Tom.

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You keep riding like that.....your gonna need another kide of ride.....

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One like this one, maybe!!

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Pete,... Care to join me and Norm for some ginger-ale??

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~~ I went to P.Martin's center for alcoholics......

I was "shocked" To find out they don't serve booze....

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~~ "I couldn't find a date on the Blog."
began a letter to the editor of downhumming bird lane.
"Is that standard policy or an oversight"
The editor replied, "Oversights are standard policy here at
the blog."

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~~ Pete and his neighbors were arguing about whose dog was
smarter.
Pete said, "My Labrador is so smart!
Every morning he waits for our paperboy,
and then he brings me the newspaper, and a cup of coffee, too!"
The other woman said, "I know.
My Chihuahua told me all about it."

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~~ Inflation is when we finally get the money to buy something
and it isn't enough.

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~~ A friend once asked Pete, "Very seriously, Pete, how
would you describe yourself?"
Pete thought for a moment and said, "Well.........
I'm about as tall as a shotgun and just as noisy."

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~~ Our office building's only elevator was acting up.
When I rode it to the lobby on my way to lunch,
the door refused to open.
Trying not to panic, I hit the emergency button,
which triggers an automatic call to the repair service.
Through the speaker in the elevator, I heard the call going
through and then a recorded announcement:
"The area code of the number you dialed has been changed.
The new area code is 810.
Please hang up and dial again."

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~~ "No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat,
and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his
fur from your couch."

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~~ I played for a semi-pro baseball team.
At every game we sold raffle tickets.
Half the money paid the team's expenses and the other half
went to the winning ticket holder.
One day they held the drawing just as I was stepping up to bat.
The home plate umpire pulled the winning ticket,
and then turned to me.
"Could you read me the number?" he asked.
"My vision's not too good."

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~~ Concerned that her son, lacking culinary skills,
might not eat or eat all the wrong foods when he left for his
first year of college, my sister made him a "care" box filled
with his favorite soups, casseroles and cookies,
which she had cooked and frozen for him.
The day of departure arrived, and with his car loaded down,
Bill left.
He phoned home after a busy first week,
and Jean asked if he had been eating the food he had taken
with him.
"Well, no, Mom," Bill replied, "I don't have a microwave...
I can't defrost anything.

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~~ Marriage counselor to woman client: "Did you wake up
grumpy this morning?"
"No" she replied, "I just let him sleep.

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~~ Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.

I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
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Todays Thoght;  The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams.

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