Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends and neighbors... Well, my cold is going away...
But the meds gave me a drug headache...this morning..
But I'm glad it's gone.....
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Sun trying to come thru...

We never got rain, after they called 90% we would.

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Halloween party?

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I don't know about that.....

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He sez he seen him.....at a party....

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This must be him....a wineooo.

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No,No, it's that ninja cat......

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Fried Pickles??

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I'll never tell.....

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Carved watermelon?

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A good way to move cows....

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~~ Pete was waiting at the bus stop with his friend, Gus,.... when a truck went by loaded up with rolls of turf.

Pete said, 'I gonna do that when I win lottery'
What's dat' says Gus.?
'Send my lawn away to be cut'.

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~~ Gus to doctor: "But if I'm a hypochondriac,
how will I know when I really get sick?"

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~~ The teacher asks the class to write a short composition
dealing with four major subjects: religion, nobility, sex and
mystery.
In a flash, Anna 's hand shoots up.
Amazed at the rapid response, the teacher asks her to read
her piece out loud.
'Oh my God!' exclaimed the countess, 'I'm pregnant,
and I don't know by whom.'

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~~ Despite having reached seventy years of age,
actor Burt Reynolds was determined to do all his own stunts
on the set of the 1998 Crazy Six.
"Look, I can do this. I can still fall," he told the film's
producers..... "I just can't get up."

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~~ There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while
they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold
it was outside, and how cold their igloos were.
They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the
coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed,
had the coldest igloo.
They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said
"Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air.
Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid.
"Not bad" said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their
igloo was colder still.
So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said
"Watch this!" and took a big breath and exhaled,
whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor.
"Wow, that's colder than mine!"said the first Eskimo.
But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still.
So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo.
He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom,
looked under three huge back thick furs, and retrieved one
of several small balls of ice there.
He took one of the small balls of ice and put it in a spoon,
and held a match under it.
When it heated up enough,
it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT"....... He won.

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~~ The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty
during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst
kind of punishment.
She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic on
Saturday.
When the day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh
and changed her mind.
When she told the little girl she could go to the picnic, the
child's reaction was one of gloom and unhappiness.
"What's the matter?.....
I thought you'd be glad to go to the picnic." her mother said.
"It's too late!" the little girl said......
"I've already prayed for rain."

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~~ What a rip-off.......
I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display
with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French:
37 mating positions.
Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown
paper, I just hadda buy one.
Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife,
and found that I had just purchased an expensive book
about Chess.

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Todays Thought:  Nature gave men two ends, one to sit on and one to think with.
Ever since then, man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.




 

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