# 1085

Good Morning, friends and neighbors....
Have no rain, Yet.
I think, if the politicians donated all the money
they spent to be elected, we could pay off the debit....
Question; were is all the money coming from??
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Yesterdays sunrise.......

Tired of seeing these sunrise pictures?

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 Okay, Okay,  I give up......
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You better be careful...

You break one, and you will be sleeping outside!

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You can be cute all you want as long as you pay the mob....

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you just want a belly rub....

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So that's were my slipper went.....

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You look cool........new shoes?

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Don't go over the catch limit.....

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What can I say?

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Boy! all the politican Ad's are spinning the truth all out of wack.

If one of them farts when they were 3 years old they will

put it on the air and talk bad about you....

And spent a million bucks for the Ad....

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Well, gotta go, ...if I can make it......

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~~ Now here is a couple for Pete.....

Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A. A private tutor.

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~~ Pete.... If you go to see off your recently deceased Irish
uncle & then they cremate his body Is that considered
wake & bake?
My Irish uncle drank alot....he burned for 3 days......

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~~ I recently met a friend's grandmother at her 80th birthday
party, where she told a story about her husband.
Over the years Oliver expressed his desire to have his remains
scattered at the base of their chestnut tree.
He passed away a few years after the family had moved to a
house without a chestnut.
Remembering her husband's words, Olivia phoned several
nurseries and found that only one had a chestnut tree.
She bought the tree, it was planted, and her husband's
ashes were scattered at the base.
Years later Oliver's children gathered at the tree to remember
him.
But within minutes his oldest daughter returned to the house
and reluctantly said, “Mom, look what I found under Papa's
tree.”
In her hand was a perfectly formed walnut.
Chuckling, my friend's grandmother said,
“Nature may call it something else, but for us it will always
be our chestnut tree.”

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~~ Exhausted after 14 hours working on our farm,
all I wanted was a bath and my bed.
My husband, Sam, promised we’d go home as soon as we
drove over to the granary and got it ready for the morning.
When we got there, he got out of the truck and said,
“Roll the window down and back up.”
Seconds later he came around the side of the truck,
laughing, and knocked on the window.
“What did I say to do?” he asked.
“Roll the window down and back up,” I repeated.
“It made no sense, but I did it anyway.”
Then it dawned on me: It was the truck I was supposed to
“back up.”

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~~ "I do not have a single white note on my piano;
my elephant smoked too much." (Victor Borge)

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~~ My ex-con friend recently explained to me why he
refuses to ever get married.
He says "the wedding rings look too much like minature
handcuffs....."

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~~ Boat steward: Shall I bring your lunch on deck, sir?"
Seasick passenger: Better just throw it overboard to save time.

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~~ Renowned for his absent-mindedness,
the former publisher of the New York Post, J. David Stern,
was once hurrying down the street when he bumped into an
old friend, who invited him for lunch.
Stern agreed, although he asked if they could go to a nearby
restaurant as he was already running late.
They entered the establishment and sat down at a table,
but when it came to making an order, Stern couldn't
understand why he didn't feel very hungry.
"I beg your pardon, sir," said the waiter,"
but you just finished lunch five minutes ago."

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~~ How lovely you look, my dear!" gushed a wedding guest
to the bride.
And then she whispered, "Whatever happened to that dizzy
blonde your groom used to date?"
"I dyed my hair", replied the bride.

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~~ Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!

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~~ The average honey bee will actually make only one
twelfth of a teaspoon of honey in its lifetime.

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~~ During a family reunion at our farm, a group of

three-and four- year-old nieces were admiring our pet
rabbits, especially the babies.
When someone wondered which of the larger rabbits
was the mommy, one four-year-old was quick to reply.
Pointing to a floppy-eared rabbit, she said,
"That’s the mom... she’s too tired to keep her wings up."
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Todays Thought;  No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

                      
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