Down Hummingbird Lane

Hey, Friends....We did get some rain....
but it was too much to fast..it just ran off..
More this weekend....Every little bit helps
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 Big heavy downpour...Hail mixed in....

Lightning strikes all around...

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Hail on the deck...couldn't walk out there...

Even the lights went out for an hour after the storm...

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Oh, Oh, watch out!!

Hungry cat in view....

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Cute little one..."Witchy" like them this size....

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Tell him off....

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I know.....nothing amuse's you.....

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Nice pair of glasses....

But it's gotta be hard to get them mice's!!

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The bird trying to make friends?

Or just teasing?

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Now thats funny.....

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Hey!..Hey! No texting in the zoo....

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All right!....Which one of you farted!

No wonder it smells bad in here....

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Oh, you wanna fight, Huh..?

I'm Chicken, time for me to go.....

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~~ Pete was in the grocery checkout, and the clerk asked him, "Paper or plastic?"

He replied, "Either is OK, I'm bi-sacksual."

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~~ If your name is on the building, you're rich;
if your name is on your desk, you're middle-class;
if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.

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~~ One very blustery day in late fall,
my five-year-old daughter was in her room getting
dressed.
She came out in a sleeveless sundress and asked me,
"Is this dress okay, or am I too chilly?"

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~~ When my wife was pregnant, her high hormone levels
led the doctor to suspect she might be carrying twins.
During an ultrasound, she nervously watched the technician.
“Well,” she demanded anxiously, “is it twins?”
The technician replied, “I've found three so far.”
“Oh, my God!” my wife blurted. “Stop looking!”

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~~ "The equipment...among the most vital to our success
in Africa and Europe were the bulldozer, the jeep,
the 2 1/2 ton truck, and the C-47 airplane.
Curiously enough, none of these is designed for combat."
(Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower)

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~~ During a job interview at The pharmacy,
 an applicant was asked.
"Have you ever been convicted of a felony?"
"No," he answered:
"My hearing is scheduled for next week."

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~~ Stuck in rush-hour traffic, I couldn't help but stare
when a burly biker wearing a black leather jacket
pulled up next to me on a shocking pink
Harley-Davidson.
My first thoughts were, "Is that really a pink Harley?
I wonder if he's..."
Just then the traffic cleared and he pulled in front of me.
On the back of his helmet were stenciled the words...
"Yes, it is. No, I'm not."

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~~ Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi
with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

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~~ A nun at a parochial school, wanting to point out
the proper behavior for church,
was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that
their parents might give before taking them to a nice
restaurant.
"Don't play with your food," one second-grader cited.
"Don't be loud," said another, and so on.
"And what rule do your parents give you before you
go out to eat?" the nun inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied,
"Order something cheap."

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~~ The local Walgreens was broken into last night
and the thieves stole all of the Viagra.
The Police have asked the public to look out for a group of
hardened criminals.

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Todays Thought:  Memory is what lets a man know that last week was his anniversary.