Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends.... Yes "Carol" send rain down.....
Well, today is the first day of Autumn...
And it's gonna be in the 90º's....
And maybe, just maybe a shower this evening...
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But this mornings Sunrise....

not a cloud in the sky....

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Sadie's missing the sunrise....

She's in her bed.....

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Man this is a big tree.....

I bet it's seen a lot of years...

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Damn....what an ugly Cake.......

Why would any one want one like this??

I would lose my appetite...

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Ha-ha, what a funny slide...

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Bubba, here is checking us out.....

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Yep, play that Funky music....

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He looks mad too...

Buck up, there will be other times....

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Hail Crabzilla!.... The Japanese Spider Crab is the biggest arthropod on Earth--their legs are believed to grow up to 12 feet long.

But since they live at such great depths (typically 1,000 feet down or so) a full grown spider crab has yet to be caught.
So for now, we'll have to make due with the 5 foot long Crabzilla
(that's what it's called--I didn't make it up!), one of the largest known crabs in the world.

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"No texting" Dummy!

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Well time to hit the road in my wee car.....

Later....

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~~ "President Obama insisted that the U.S. economy is still showing improvement.

And he said you can take that to the bank,
 if you can find any that are still open."

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~~ At the restaurant, a sign read "Karaoke Tonight!"
Pete studied it before asking, "What kind of fish is that?"

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~~ Over the weekend, I brought in my eight-year-old son,
Ronan, for a tour of the office where I work.
I showed him the boardroom and Ronan walked in,
sat down and said, "It's true" I'm bored!"

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~~ Q: What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is
filled with "t"?
A: A teapot.

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~~ While working as a waitress, I served a table
of four gentlemen from Australia returning from
an Alaskan fishing expedition.
Then three men from England, on their way to Alaska,
walked in.
There was quite a burst of excitement and handshaking
as the men from both countries marveled at their chance
meeting.
They laughed as they told me that the last time they’d
all seen one another was two years earlier...in India.

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~~ Sherry said:
Three months after the birth of my first child,
I finally managed to get to the supermarket alone.
As I stood in the check-out line with my full cart,
someone tapped me on the shoulder and asked,
"How old is your baby?"
I turned around and was surprised to see an
unfamiliar face.
"How do you know I have a baby?" I asked.
"Because," she replied with a smile,
"You're rocking your groceries and humming
 'Hush Little Baby.'

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~~ I overheard a friend telling his pal,
"I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5
 in the morning."
"What is she doing?", the pal asks.
"Waiting for me to get home."

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~~ A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy
 a rifle.
"It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.
Did he tell you what caliber to get?" asked the clerk."
"Are you kidding?" she says.
"He doesnt even know that I am going to shoot him!"

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~~ I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

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~~ "A new study shows that large doses of Vitamin
E do not protect against heart attacks and cancer,
and might actually raise the risk of heart failure.
The study was published in this month's Journal of
Things that Scientists Told You to Do Last Month
That Turned Out to Be Harmful This Month."

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~~ Did you know why elephants have flat feet?
Ans. From jumping out of trees.

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Todays Thought:  You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt.
And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?

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