a couple days.
We had a good Labor day weekend, cook out yesterday.
I bet my friend, Pete went to one too....He likes them hotdogs.
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I don't know were this is but my guess is they got a storm....
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Weird dog.....
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Okay, Okay I'm sorry......
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What an Evil looking dog.......
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Meowf......indeed....!
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Tell us about it......
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Okay....I passed it on....
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Gotta see who's at the door......
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Yep, the finest people read this blog.....
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You let us know enough...
now do your job...you wanted it.....
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Well, I guess I gotta leave now.....
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~~ How to install a (redneck?) home security system
----- GUESS WE'LL CANCEL ADT!
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used
size 14-16 work boots.
2.. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of
Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman
this morning and Messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
From all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house..
Better wait outside...... Be right back.
Cooter"
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~~ I love to see you smile.
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folks.
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~~ Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian
and a lawyer?
A: All the information you want,
except you can't understand it.....
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~~ As he flew to Atlanta on a commercial airline,
the admiral I worked for struck up a conversation
with his elderly seatmate.
She asked how he liked the Navy.
"I love it," he answered.
"It's the best thing I've ever done."
"How nice," she said.
"So do you think you'll make it a career?"
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~~ Just because a restaurant offers it, doesn't mean
you have to order it.
A billboard outside one establishment announced
these specials.
* Monday: Meat loaf
* Tuesday: Fried chicken
* Wednesday:Pork chops
* Thursday: Senior citizens
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~~ My brother adopted a snake named Slinky,
whose most disagreeable trait was eating live mice.
Once I was pressed into going to the pet store to buy
Slinky's dinner.
The worst part of this wasn't choosing the juiciest-looking
creatures or turning down the clerk who wanted to
sell me vitamins to ensure their longevity.
The hardest part was carrying the poor things out in a
box bearing the words "Thank you for giving me a home."
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~~ One day, at the dry-cleaning shop of a local Air Force
Base, I overheard a young airman describe in great detail
how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed.
When he finished, the counter clerk asked,
"Are you getting an award, or do you have an important
military function to attend?"
"Nothing like that," the airman said.
"I'm going home on leave, and my little brother is taking
me to his second-grade class for show-and-tell."
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~~ Home-repair projects around our house generally
fall into one of two categories:
"I'll get to that this weekend" and "I'll get to that this
summer."
Followed by an eventual shift to a third category:
"I'll get the Yellow Pages."
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~~ Attending a wedding for the first time,
a little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today
is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So, why is the groom wearing black?"
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~~ I hate to wake up and find my co-pilot asleep.
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Todays Thought: If you want to get ahead in life, there’s nothing better than having a good education. Or wealthy parents.
Must have Yahoo dial up......
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1 comment:
I AM clicking just like you said..
Pete
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