Good Morning, Friends, neighbors and unsuccessful spamers....
Having a good Labor Day weekend?
Boy, the weather is great.
Had 4-5 hummers yesterday, but I think their just passing through...
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He's having fish for breakfast.....
I'm having sausage gravy on toast....
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A deviled tomato??
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Looks like it.....
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Here have a soft cone.....
That thing will drip all over you before you can eat it...
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And I thought I was lazy........!
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Weird, evil looking deer......
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He's saying OMG.......
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No more Sausage gravy for you....
make you fat....just look at me......
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Cool paint job...I bet it's an eye catcher!
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Eno Lazy.......no way!!
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Well, I guess I just drive off on my Trike...
Later....dude!
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~~ Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit........ Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!
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~~ I'm wondering...If vegitarians love animals so much,
why do they keep eating all their food
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~~ Despite having entered his seventh decade,
Burt Reynolds was determined to do his own stunts on
the set of the 1998 thriller 'Crazy Six'.
"Look, I can do this. I can still fall," he told the film's
producers........ "I just can't get up."
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~~ An American businessman in Glasgow walked into a
restaurant and asked the waitress what the special was.
"Rrroast and rrrice," the Scottish miss replied in a heavy
brogue.
"You certainly do roll your R's," the businessman observed.
"I suppose," she blushed, "but only when I wear high heels."
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~~ Although my own daughter was sick with the flu,
a bucket beside her bed, I agreed to teach the four-year-olds
at Sunday school when I got a call saying the teacher was
sick.
At the church, one mother informed me that her daughter,
Susanne, hadn't been feeling well either but had insisted
on coming anyway.
Just before class ended, Susanne began to cry.
I knew I had to act quickly.
I grabbed her and rushed her to the restroom.
In desperation I forced her head over the toilet,
encouraging her to throw up.
She didn't have to, she sobbed.
"Why are you crying, then?" I asked.
"Because Kevin took my Sunday-school paper."
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~~ When our family moved to Scotland, we were
uneducated in the Scottish lingo.
For instance, the word "pants" refers to underwear.
We found this out when my father, who cycled everywhere,
told some new friends he had worn his splash pants to
stay dry, and had tucked them into his socks so they
wouldn't get stuck in the chain.
The look on their faces was priceless.
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~~ "He's going to beat me up!" yelled my four-year-old.
"Why would your older brother do that?" I asked him.
"Because I accidentally dropped his toothbrush in the toilet."
"Just tell him and give him a new one."
"I can't."
"Why"
"He's in the bathroom brushing his teeth.
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~~ I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die...
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~~ Pete buys a bath tub, and takes it back the next day
complaining water keeps running out!!......
Manager says, did you buy a plug?....
Pete replies,
Damn.... you never said it was electric!!
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~~ One of my friends is an axe murderer,
I felt sorry for his two half brothers.
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Todays Thought: We treat this world of ours as though we had a spare in the trunk.
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