Good Morning friends....
Hope every's well....
We are still Hanging in there....
Been wanting to take some sunrise pictures...
But no clouds, no good pictures...
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Oh, Well, We can have a nice cup of coffee
Ant one care for a hot cuppa??
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Okay, how about a glass of milk....anyone??
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He's sitting there wondering what the LL's going on....
Humans are dumb.....
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Okay, Admerial....
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Now I got that song in my head....
Damn it ...It will be there all day......
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Looks like a Mini moo, too......
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I guess "Chuck" installed this urinal...
Nah, Must have been "Tony"..
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Yah, think you might get a ticket any way.?
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"Pete", I think I got took....
Damn car rides bumpy as LL....
Can't hardly hold it in the road...
Does ride better at around 125 MPH.
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Well, time to go...I gotta help with the yard...
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~~Pete was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen.
He decided he would remove it when he parked his car. He also left a note saying there is no point in breaking
in my car as there is nothing to steal.
When he returned to his car it had been broken into
again and there was a new note where he had left his,
saying: "Just Checking!"
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~~ Just curious....
Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
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~~ A customer at a coffee shop was clearly peeved
by the text message he'd just received.
"You ever have that ex-girlfriend who just won't
go away?"... he asked his friend.
"Yeah," came the reply.... "My wife.
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~~ At a country-club party a young man was introduced
to an attractive girl.
He immediately began paying her court and flattering her.
The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit
aback by his fast and ardent pitch.
She was amazed when, after 30 minutes,
he seriously proposed marriage.
"Look," she reacted.
"We only met a half hour ago.
How can you be so sure?
We know nothing about each other."
"You're wrong," the young man replied.
"For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank
where your father has his account."
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~~ The human race is faced with a cruel choice:
work or daytime television....
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~~ I brought four tires to a friend's garage sale and
was asking $30 apiece.
I needed to leave for a few minutes, so I asked my friend
if he could watch them for me.
He agreed and asked, "If someone came along and
offered less, how low would you go?"
"Try for more, but I will accept $15," I said and left.
An hour later, I returned to find my tires were gone.
"How much did you get for them?" I asked.
My friend proudly replied, "Fifteen dollars each."
"Who bought them?" I inquired.
"I did," he said.
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~~ "Paris Hilton was arrested for cocaine possession,
which is like arresting Bill Cosby for eating Jell-O."
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~~ A friend who had just turned 50, and couldn't
quite deal with that fact, was wearing a T-shirt that said.
"I'm not 50! I'm 49.95."
When my nine-year-old son, Simon, saw the T-shirt,
he asked, "Yes, but how much with tax?"
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~~ I should have known better than to take my
four-year-old son shopping with me.
I spent the entire time in the mall chasing after him.
Finally, I'd had it.
"Do you want a stranger to take you?!" I scolded.
Thrilled, he yelled back, "Will he take me to the zoo?"
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~~ Since I was expecting my first child, I had attended
natural childbirth classes.
One of my classmates was in the hospital in labor at the
same time I was.
She quickly requested drugs to ease her pain,
while I gave birth aided only by my husband's coaching.
When the nurses rolled me out of the delivery room,
I spotted a chalkboard.
Beside my classmate's name was an A-; next to mine was
a B+.
"Look at that!" I complained to my husband.
"She took all the drugs they'd give her and made an A-.
I did it naturally and only got a B+."
My patient husband rolled his eyes.
"Honey," he said, "that's your blood type."
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Todays Thought; "Fish, to taste right, must swim three times...in water, in butter and in wine." (Polish Proverb)
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