Well not a lot going on here....
Same old....same old.....
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So thats who has been leaving the fridge open......
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And there's were my cookies have been going......
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Yep...does look pale.......
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Say Cheese....and open wide.....
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I don't know about this guy!!
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Oh.Oh....Is that a threat ??
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why? you look cute......
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Don't flick them my way.....
Now when I worked in the crushing plant
I would have won hands down......
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Pete...I got my air bag hooked up....
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Well, I'm loaded up and headed out.....
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Race car fun??
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♥♥♥
~~ Pete, do you know what is invisible and smells like carrots?
------Bunny farts. ☼
~~ Although my doctor stopped by my hospital room
to see me every day while I was recuperating ,
he hardly said two words to me.
But once, after being unusually chatty, he remarked,
"It sure has been nice talking to you.
All my other patients are in comas."
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~~ SCENTED CANDLES FOR MEN:
'62 Chevy truck - Interior and Exhaust..
Frying Bacon..
Wood Smoke..
Chainsaw Exhaust..
Freshly Caught Bass..
Ozone (arc welder, of course)..
Acetylene..
Freshly Moved Dirt..
Sawdust..
New Tires..
Hot Metal..
3 Year Old Baseball Cap..
Burning Grass or Leaves..
Firecrackers..
Latex Paint..
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~~ LOVE NOTE;
To Mary, the love of my life:
There is nothing I would not do to reach your side.
I would climb the highest mountain!
I would cross the trackless desert!
I would swim the widest ocean to be near you
my beloved.
With love and tenderness, Jonathan
PS: See you Saturday night, if it doesn't rain.
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~~ One clear autumn day, my daughter and I were
watching skywriters advertise the opening of a
new store in our area.
Five planes, flying in perfect formation,
spelled out the name, then flew out of sight.
Right behind was another plane, flying alone.
"What's that plane doing?" my daughter asked.
Tongue firmly in cheek, I replied, "Spell check."
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~~ I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper,
and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?"
I didn’t know what to say.
So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page,
and sat down again.
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~~ The Burger King married the Dairy Queen and they
had a daughter named Wendy that ran away with some
Clown named Jack and they took the Subway and
Made A Run For The Border but then Jack left Wendy
cuz she wasnt Hot-N-Juicy anymore and she ended
up with another Clown named Ronald.
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~~ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.
Can I get a new attorney?
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~~ My brother had placed an ad in the newspaper to
sell his Mercury Cougar.
When it didn't appear in the used-car listings the next day,
he phoned the classifieds department to complain.
Minutes later, he received a call from a man who had
spied the ad under "Pets for Sale."
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~~ I was babysitting my two grandchildren,
and we were talking about manners and what
constituted a gentleman.
Various definitions came up, but nine-year-old Arielle
clinched the matter by fixing four-year-old Zac with a
beady eye and saying. "
A 'gentleman' never puts his elbows in a lady's
cornflakes while reaching for the milk!"
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Todays thought: Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
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