Hope your enjoying the great weather.....
The two hummers are still hanging out.....
I guess they like my feeders....
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How about plucking me a couple for breakfast??
With some toast, would be fine....
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How about a piece of this cake??
( looks like my friend over the mountain.)
ha-ha....
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Do I look like your Mama, Sparky!!
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Boy you just can't trust anyone now a days.....
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She's taking her baby and going home.....
The baby doesn't look too happy...
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Oh, So you wannta fight , Huh?
Take that ! and that!
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Kissing cousins..
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What can I say??
Take both..?
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An't this a great Ad...
Will draw your eyes right to it...
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Ok. dave....Thanks.....
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Now, whats a bird gonna do with a hat??
Maybe sell for some fish??
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Okay... I'll leave now......
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~~ Question.......... Pete;
Did you hear about the farmer, who's barn was being
haunted by a chicken??
........Apparently, it was a poultrygeist!
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~~ Is there anything sweeter than hanging out with
your dog and getting to do all the talking?
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~~ Three animals were having a huge argument over
who was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly,
he could attack anything repeatedly from above,
and his prey had nary a chance.
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---
none in the forest dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor
strength to frighten off any creature.
As the trio debated the issue,
a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all:
hawk, lion and stinker!
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~~ Hello ....
Rabbi Rabinovitz answers his phone.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Rabbi Rabinovitz?"
"It is."
"This is the Interal Revenue, Can you help us?"
"I'll try."
"Do you know Sam Cohen?"
"I do."
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is."
"Did he donate $10,000 to the synagogue rebuilding
fund last year?"
"He will!"
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~~ I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared
for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
(Rita Rudner)
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~~ When my wife was a teenager, she desperately
wanted
to wear makeup.
Her mother said no, so she appealed to her father.
Ever the diplomat, he reasoned, "Well, if the barn
needs paintin'..."
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~~ A little girl asked her mother for two dollars to
give to an old lady in the park.
Her mother was touched by the child's kindness,
and gave her the two dollars.
"There you are, my dear," said the mother.
"But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."
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~~ It rained in R-ville for the first time in what
seemed like eons.
So when my wife and I took the car out, she was more
nervous than normal.
"You are an excellent driver," she assured me.
"Just beware of the other idiots out there."
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~~ My brother’s daughters, Bonnie, five, and Kelly,
seven, returned home from a shopping trip with their
mom wearing new shoes.
My brother and I decided to go down to the river to fish,
and the girls said they’d like to come, too.
"Okay, but change your shoes," their mom said.
While we were walking through mud down on the
riverbank,
Kelly exclaimed: "Bonnie! Mom’s going to be mad!
She told you to change shoes!"
"I did," Bonnie said......... "These are yours."
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~~ En route to church to make his first confession,
my nervous seven- year-old grandson asked me what
he could expect.
"Confession is where you tell all the bad things you've
done to the priest," I told him.
He looked relieved.
"Good......
I haven't done anything bad to the priest."
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~~ One of our regular patrons, a truck driver,
entered the bar where I worked and hobbled painfully
over to a barstool.
"What happened?" I asked.
"I hurt my back at work," he explained with a grimace.
"Geez, I thought those rigs were equipped with cushioned
seats, air springs and swivel controls,"
I said.
"The seats are great," he confirmed.
"It’s the ground that hurts...I fell out of my truck."
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Todays Thought: "Laughter doesn't require teeth."
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