No rain for us..... have had 65 day's of 90º's
going to be a good weekend, weather wise..
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Well, we had a cloudy sunrise yesterday....
Makes for good colorful pictures...
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The sun came out later, with a good breeze.
Good sitting on the deck.....
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Okay, Okay....I'm getting dressed...
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I can hear Mom, saying "Don't play with your food"!!
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Good to meet you too....
Your a big sucker!!
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I don't hear any Music??
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What! couldn't wait for the weekend??
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Yah..you cool......☼
A garden turtle??
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If I can get this thing going....I'm gone!
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~~ Lady Gaga won eight awards at the VMAs and showed up covered in actual meat......
This Atkins diet is getting out of control. ☼
~~ Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my
aunt's gift...a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand.
One year, she must have had better things to do because
I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a
how-to-knit book.
Her card read: "Scarf, some assembly required."
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~~ Pete said; You can buy anything on eBay.
I bought the world's oldest globe: It's flat.
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~~ My stepfather is allergic to cotton.
He has pills that he can take, but he can't get them out
of the bottle.
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~~ Though he was nominated for a Best Actor Oscar in
1986, Paul Newman declined to attend the Academy
awards.
"I've been there seven times and lost," he told one
reporter of his previous nominations.
"Maybe if I stay away, I'll win."
Newman won, and the crowd went crazy.
The Movie..."The Color of Money"
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~~ "Mr. President," Ronald Reagan was asked during
a press conference one day, "in talking about the
continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes
from the past and you've blamed Congress;
does any of the blame belong to you?"
"Yes," he replied, "because for many years I was a
Democrat!"
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~~ My boyfriend Grayson, is training to be a paramedic.
As part of his practicum, he is required to observe and
participate in childbirths.
Normally he is very cool and collected, but when the
time finally came for him to deliver a baby,
he became nervous and distracted by all the details.
When finally the baby was delivered, the new mother asked
Grayson what it was.
Grayson was so anxious he replied, "It's a baby!"
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~~ "The Atlantic had a big article on the inevitability
of Israel going to war with Iran over building nuclear
weapons.
But the White House thinks strong economic sanctions
will bring them to their knees, raise unemployment,
and cause their factories to close...
the same way those economic sanctions worked right here."
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~~ Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls!
Shut up and get back in the barrel!
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~~ One day at a press luncheon, dramatist and novelist
Tristan Bernard found himself seated beside a female
journalist.
"Forget that I am a woman," she insisted.
"Treat me as you would a male colleague."
Bernard, having completely ignored her throughout
the meal, finally tapped her on the shoulder and said:
"Let's go and piss".
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~~ Printed on the side of an ice-delivery truck:
"I only have ice for you."
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~~ From actual courtroom testimony.
Lawyer: You can't lift your arm any longer due to the
injury, correct?
Defendant (suing his company for a job-related injury):
Yes.
Lawyer: How high can you raise your arm right now?
(Defendant, wincing, raises his arm to shoulder level.)
Lawyer: And how high could you raise your arm before
the accident?
Defendant (raising his arm above his head): This high!
Judge: Case dismissed.
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~~ Bumper sticker - Improve your image - be seen with me.
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Todays Thought: The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
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