Well "Mr.Earl" fizzled out it seems...
Just some rain and wind, on the outter banks....
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A pretty sun rise I took some time ago....
I was hoping "Earl" would give us another good one...
But looks like its not...
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He's wondering why get up so early to take a picture??
He thinks I'm dumb.......
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This guy could care less.....
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Wow! you look mean.....
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I got 5 of these guys to fix my bad days....
calling "Witchy" helps too.....
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Wow! You look a mess.....
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Damn...Just one big wrinkle...
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I don't blame yah......
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Yes you will!! Drag, I will.......
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You think it's bad?? looks it!
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~~ The original name for Canada, dreamed up by a parliamentary committee in London, was
"Cold North Dominion," but that waas too long, so they abbreviated it C.N.D.
The King's Royal Governor presented the new name to the
inhabitants, and they didn't say a word.
Just looked at him.
"Well, what do you think?" asked the Royal Governor?
"C., eh?" said the first fellow, and just looked at the
Governor.
"N., eh?" says the second guy.
"D., eh?" says a third one.
Then silence........
"Hey," says the Governor.
"I like that.
It's a helluva lot easier to pronounce when you spell it
that way."
So that's how Canada got its name.
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~~ A man is driving down a country road, when he spots
a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices
that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing,
looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to
the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister,
but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . .
to people who are out standing in their field."
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~~ A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be
executed on the same day.
The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.
The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request,
to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn.
Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play
'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."
"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden.
He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last
request?"
"That you kill me first."
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~~ Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to
attend college and law school.
He decided to come back to Jamaica because he
felt he could be a Big Shot at home.
He really wanted to impress everyone.
So he returned and opened his new law office in
New Kingston.
The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway.
He decided to make a big impression on this potential
client when he arrived.
As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone.
He motioned the man in, all the while talking.
"No..... Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York
that I won't settle this case for less than one million.
Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next
week.
I'll be handling the primary argument and the other
members of my team will provide support.
Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to
discuss the details."
The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes.
All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled off
instructions.
Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man,
"I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see,
I'm very busy... What can I do for you?"
The man replied, "I'm from Cable & Wireless, the
telephone company, I come to hook up your phone."
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~~ My sister is a know-it-all who bristles at anyone's
well- intentioned advice.
But when our older sister gave her several clever tips,
she was impressed.
"I have to hand it to Pat," she told me.
"She really is smart.
Not Jeopardy smart; more Wheel of Fortune smart."
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~~ I was attending a benefit, and before the show began,
I walked up to a man wearing fatigues.
"I just want to thank you for your service to our country,"
I told him.
He looked thoroughly confused, but I walked away
knowing I'd done the right thing.
Later, when my soldier took the stage along with a police
officer, a construction worker, and a Native American,
it dawned on me why he'd had a puzzled expression,
I had thanked a member of the Village People.
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~~ A school teacher injured his back and had to wear
a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.
On the first day of the term, still with the cast
under his shirt,
he found himself assigned to the toughest students in
school.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he
opened the window as wide as possible and then
busied himself with desk work.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap,
he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!
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~~ A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember
which was which.
A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse
and that worked great until the other horse got his tail
caught in a bush.
It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's
tail and our friend was stuck again.
The neighbor suggested she notch the ear of one horse.
That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear
on a barbed wire fence.
Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.
The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height.
When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white
horse was 2 inches taller than the black.
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~~ In the Arizona Desert Sun classifieds:
"Enthusiastic, friendly, reliable hard-working person
for
retail store.
Must be able to work with demanding customers'
grumpy co-workers and unappreciative management.
Call for the rest of the story."
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Todays Thought: "Ability will never catch up with the demand for it."
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