Good morning, Friends and neighbors...
One more day, then a cold front moves in...
So we will have a great Labor Day Weekend....
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Here is a picture I took driving by the corn field on our road...
They have cut the corn into silage and blowed it in those bags
on the left.... They will fill 6 or more before their done...
Gotta feed those milk cows over the winter...
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I don't know Bubba....I had some links, and there is none left over...
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Are you real or painted on???
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Looks like Biden....Thats just like him.....
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What the ELL??
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He's saying... "What is that??
Weirdo..
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Losing weight?? or diet?
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I gotz it........
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Another one on a diet.....
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Fluffy makes a good pillow....
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A wired cat??
Looks funny....
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Looks like it....Bet it hard on your butt, too!!
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~~ A picky Pete goes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit.
"Give me ten oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate piece of paper, please," he says to the saleswoman.
She does.
"And thirty cherries, please, and wrap up every one in a
separate piece of paper, too."
She does.
"And what is that there," Pete asks pointing out a bushel
basket in the corner.
"Raisins," says the saleswoman,....
"but they are not for sale!"
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~~ The nurse brought a lunch tray to Gus, who was in
the hospital "laughing his way to wellness."
The nurse also brought Gus one of those glasses used
for urine specimens, saying that when convenient he
should put a specimen in the glass, that she'd pick it
up when she came back to pick up the tray.
Gus, seeing some apple juice on the tray,
put two and two together, and poured the juice in the
specimen glass.
The nurse came back.
She picked up the specimen, held it up to the light, said,
"Gus, this looks a little off, the color doesn't seem quite
right, are you feeling okay?"
Gus reached out his hand for the glass and said,
"Here, let me look."
After looking at it, he said, "Okay, I'll run it through again,"
then drank it.
The nurse fainted...
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~~ At age 70, my grandfather bought his first riding lawn
mower.
"This thing is great," he bragged to my brother.
"It took me only an hour and a half to mow the lawn.
It used to take your grandmother two days to do it all!"
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~~ A woman got on the bus with her little boy and paid
one fare.
The bus driver pointed out that she had to pay for
her son.
"Children under six ride free," the woman said.
"Come on," the driver said.
"He doesn't look a day under nine."
The woman shrugged and said,
"Can I help it if he worries a lot?"
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~~ There are five senses: sight, smell, taste, touch,
and hearing.
The successful have two others: horse and common.
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~~ "The only time most women give their orating husbands
undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their
sleep."
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~~ At the outpatient surgery center where I work,
the anesthesiologist often chatted with patients before
their operations to help them relax.
One day he thought he recognized a woman as a
co-worker at the VA hospital where he had trained.
When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct,
he said, "So, tell me, is the food still as bad as it
used to be?"
"Well, I suppose," she replied, "I'm still cooking there."
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~~ Using a new painting program on my computer,
I managed to come up with a very credible still life
of fruit.
I made a color printout and sent it to my daughter,
a graphic designer.
She called when it arrived.
"Isn't it good?" I asked.
She chuckled, and in a tone that echoed mine from
years ago, replied, "Dad, it's beautiful.
We put it on the refrigerator."
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~~ A shopper at the grocery store had written a check
for her purchases and was waiting for the clerk to
bag them.
Instead, he asked for identification, citing company
policy.
The flustered shopper responded, "But I'm your mother!"
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~~ Sherry said: I was on the couch nursing my newborn
when my three-year-old plopped down to watch.
Seeing this as a good teaching moment, she explained how
mothers feed their babies.
My son's eyes grew wider with each detail.
"She's drinking milk?" he asked. "In the living room?"
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~~ "Sorry your card won't arrive in time for your birthday,"
my sister said to me.
"I bought a belated birthday card, so I had to wait a few
days before mailing it."
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Todays Thought: The notable difference between an itch and an allergy is at least fifty dollars.
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