I guess there will be a few Bar-b-ques around....
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"Country road , take me home"
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Sometimes you do what you gotta do......
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Stab a Cheeseburger??
I never saw a Cheeseburger I didn't like....
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Revenge of the cheeseburger....
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I don't know, we could add a few onions....
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What can I say?
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Lazy cat!... get up and move it yourself.....
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Going to the walmart, are ya??
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Going to take alot of it......
Lots of cow manure next door...
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Eno's cool......
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I don't know.....
I'll leave on this.....
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~~ Hurricane Earl could hit New York City.
The wind is so strong, they think it might blow away
the bed bugs.
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~~ "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports
I'd have no sex life at all."------ Rodney Dangerfield
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~~ One beautiful Sunday morning, a priest announced to
his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands
three sermons...a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes,
a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon
that lasts a full hour.
"Now, we'll take the collection and see which one
I'll deliver."
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~~ A HANDY TELEPHONE TIP:
Keep a small chalkboard near the phone.
That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the
receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until
he hangs up.
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~~ "Now this is the verbal part of your employment test,"
said the interviewer.
"Can you tell me what gross aggrandized annuity means?"
"Certainly," replied Gus.........
"It means I don't get the job."
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~~ Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a
cement mixer?
A: A brick layer.
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~~ One reason why computers can do more work than
people is that they never have to stop and answer the
phone.
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~~ The mistress of a big English house called her Irish
maid and pointed out the dust still on top of the piano.
"Sara," she said, "I could write my name in this dust".
Sara responded,
"My, isn't education a grand thing, ma'm".
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~~ After she fainted, my mother was raced to the hospital.
Her doctor asked, "Why do you think you passed out?"
Looking at him oddly, Mom replied,
"Because I woke up on the floor."
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~~ The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet
when a policeman ran up to help.
"My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!"
the shaken man told the cop.
"The car hit you from behind," the officer said.
How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?"
"I recognized her laugh!"
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~~ Q: What do you call donating your body to a medical
school?
A: A Dead Give-away!
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~~ In fourth grade, my son had a huge crush on a
classmate.
So for Valentine's Day, he bought her a box of
chocolates and took it into school.
When I returned home from work, I found him on
the couch eating the same box of candy.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Well, I thought about it for a long time,"
he said between chews.
"And I decided that for now, I still like candy more
than girls."
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Todays Thought: If you're rich you're an alcoholic, if you're poor you're just a drunk.
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